Gnome Liberation Society?

  1. Allrighty Walmart.... cough it up. I've been doing some research for a surprise birthday party for a friend that is gnomaphobic (yeah, I'm evil) so I've actually visited this website.

    What gives?

  2. 37 Comments

  3. by   tattooednursie

    is that like homophobic underpants gnomes?
    She's terrified of gnomes. Not just gnomes really. She fearful of all little people, trolls, gnomes, elves, etc. But it's the gnomes she speaks of most.

    We were gonna purchase one of the larger ones that you place in your yard. Only we were gonna ambush her house in the middle of the night so it was there when she woke up in the morning. Only, there like $200. Not really worth it considering she'll probably beat the sh*t out of it, just to spite us.

    So, I found some other interesting things instead.

  5. by   tattooednursie
    oh lol!! I get it
  6. by   RNforLongTime
    Oh Heather, you are truly an evil person!
  7. by   semstr
    Heather shall I come over? LOL
  8. by   emily_mom
    You can borrow my MIL to come jump out of the cake...she's like 4 foot 6! She doesn't even make it up to my boobs! My daughter is 3 foot age 4! It's hilarious to see them next to each other!

    BTW, if you borrow her, you keep her!!! There is a no return policy on MIL (mine anyway).

    We're going to get her this t-shirt:

    Then I'm gonna make a cake that resembles a gnomish/trollish type person!

    Most people don't usually tell me these types of things about themselves because they're pretty used to me turning it into a theme for their birthday potluck!

  10. by   hapeewendy
    heather youre so tricky!
    if I get a mouse cake in the mail for my bday I'll know who to blame!!!!!!!!!!!!
  11. by   CashewLPN
    hey--- I believe in Dragons, Elves, Good men, and other fantasy creatures!!!

  12. by   emily_mom
    OMG!! How funny....guess I have to keep the MIL now...

    Thanks a lot Heather!

    Yeah Kristy, keep your MIL! I have my hands full with the one I have!

  14. by   emily_mom
    Does anyone want one? I will give you a deal! She likes to cook and clean....