Girls Nite Out!!

  1. Girls Night Out

    The other night I was invited out for a night with "the
    girls."I
    told my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!" Well,
    the hours passed and the champagne was going down way too easy.
    Around 3a.m., drunk as a skunk, I headed for home. Just as I got in the
    door, thecuckoo clock in the hall started up andcuckooed 3 times.
    Quickly,realizing he'd probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I
    wasreally proud of myself for coming up with such a
    quick-witted solution (evenwhen smashed), in order to escape a possible
    conflict with him. The next morning my husband asked me what time I got
    in and I told him 12:00.
    He didn't seem disturbed at all. Whew! Got awaywiththat one. Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock." When I asked
    him why, he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed threetimes, then
    said, "Oh ****," cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its
    throat,cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and
    then tripped over the cat and farted.
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  2. 6 Comments

  3. by   kimmicoobug
    Now THAT was a funny story.
  4. by   shygirl
    I love this story!
  5. by   emily_mom
    THAT IS SO FUNNY!!!!!!!! ROFLMAO!
  6. by   aus nurse


    OMG Baseline that is so funny......hey at least you counted right though
  7. by   vashka25
    LMAO....way too cute.....!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  8. by   baseline
    Hey, I can't claim this was me.......!!! At least not in this instance! Glad you enjoyed the story tho'!

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