Girls Nite Out!!

  1. Girls Night Out

    The other night I was invited out for a night with "the
    told my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!" Well,
    the hours passed and the champagne was going down way too easy.
    Around 3a.m., drunk as a skunk, I headed for home. Just as I got in the
    door, thecuckoo clock in the hall started up andcuckooed 3 times.
    Quickly,realizing he'd probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I
    wasreally proud of myself for coming up with such a
    quick-witted solution (evenwhen smashed), in order to escape a possible
    conflict with him. The next morning my husband asked me what time I got
    in and I told him 12:00.
    He didn't seem disturbed at all. Whew! Got awaywiththat one. Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock." When I asked
    him why, he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed threetimes, then
    said, "Oh ****," cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its
    throat,cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and
    then tripped over the cat and farted.
  2. 6 Comments

  3. by   kimmicoobug
    Now THAT was a funny story.
  4. by   shygirl
    I love this story!
  5. by   emily_mom
  6. by   aus nurse

    OMG Baseline that is so funny......hey at least you counted right though
  7. by   vashka25
    LMAO....way too cute.....!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  8. by   baseline
    Hey, I can't claim this was me.......!!! At least not in this instance! Glad you enjoyed the story tho'!