A few girlie giggles to help bring a smile to your day and remind you Women are Wonderful...
I am woman! I am invincible! I am pooped!
Being a woman is a terribly difficult task, since it consists principally in dealing with men.
Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood.
Old age ain't no place for sissies.
~ Bette Davis
As long as you know that most men are like children, you know everything.
Can you imagine a world without men? No crime and lots of happy, fat women.
I try to take one day at a time, but sometimes several days attack me at once.
~ Jennifer Unlimited
Inside every older person is a younger
person -- wondering what the heck happened.
~ Cora Harvey Armstrong
My second favorite household chore
is ironing. My first being, hitting my
head on the top bunk bed until I faint.
~ Erma Bombeck
Three Proofs That Jesus Was A Woman
He managed to feed a crowd, at a moment's notice,
even though there was no food.
He kept trying to get the message across to
a bunch of men who just didn't 'get' it.
Even when he was dead,
he had to get up because there
was more work to be done.