Girlie Giggles for Fabulous Females

  1. A few girlie giggles to help bring a smile to your day and remind you Women are Wonderful...

    I am woman! I am invincible! I am pooped!
    ~Author Unknown

    Being a woman is a terribly difficult task, since it consists principally in dealing with men.
    ~Joseph Conrad

    Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood.
    ~Oscar Wilde

    Old age ain't no place for sissies.
    ~ Bette Davis

    As long as you know that most men are like children, you know everything.
    ~Coco Chanel

    Can you imagine a world without men? No crime and lots of happy, fat women.
    ~Marion Smith

    I try to take one day at a time, but sometimes several days attack me at once.
    ~ Jennifer Unlimited

    Inside every older person is a younger
    person -- wondering what the heck happened.
    ~ Cora Harvey Armstrong

    My second favorite household chore
    is ironing. My first being, hitting my
    head on the top bunk bed until I faint.
    ~ Erma Bombeck

    Three Proofs That Jesus Was A Woman
    He managed to feed a crowd, at a moment's notice,
    even though there was no food.
    He kept trying to get the message across to
    a bunch of men who just didn't 'get' it.
    Even when he was dead,
    he had to get up because there
    was more work to be done.
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