Ghost Story


    There was a beer party in the woods when all of a sudden there was a
    downpour of rain. These two young guys ran for about 10 minutes in
    the pouring rain, finally reaching their car just as the rain let

    They jumped in the car, started it up and headed down the road,
    laughing and, of course, still drinking one beer after the other.

    All of a sudden an old man's face appeared in the passenger window
    and tapped lightly on the window. The passenger screamed out,
    "eeeeekkk! Look at my window!!! There's an old guy's face there!"
    (Was this a ghost?!?!?!?)"

    This old man kept knocking, so the driver said, "Well open the
    window a little and ask him what he wants!"

    So the passenger rolled his window down part way and said, scared
    out of his wits,"What do you want???"

    The old man softly replied, "You got any tobacco?"

    The passenger, terrified, looked at the driver and said, "He wants

    "Well offer him a cigarette! HURRY!!" the driver replies.

    So he fumbles around with the pack and hands the old man a cigarette
    and yells, "Step on it!!!" rolling up the window in terror.

    Now going about 80 miles an hour, they calm down and they start
    laughing again, and the passenger says, "Dude!, what do you think of

    The driver says, "Man, I don't know? How could that be? I'm going
    pretty fast?"

    Then all of a sudden AGAIN there is a knock on the window and there
    is the old man again.
    "aaaaaaaaaaaaauggggg, there he is again!", the passenger yells."

    "Well see what he wants now!" yells back the driver.

    He rolls down the window a little ways and shakily says "Yes?" "Do
    you have a light?" the old man quietly asks.

    The passenger throws a lighter out the window at him and rolls up
    the window then yells, "STEP ON IT!"

    They are now going about 100 miles an hour and still guzzling beer,
    trying to forget what they had just seen and heard, when all of a
    sudden, again there is MORE knocking!

    "Oh my God! HE'S BACK!" He rolls down the window and screams out,
    "WHAT DO YOU WANT?" in stark fear.

    The old man gently replies, "You want some help getting out of this
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  3. by   Mkue
    Love it !!! :roll
  4. by   Tassie Nurse
    good one
  5. by   shannonRN