Gentle Thoughts For Today

  1. birds of a feather flock together and crap on your car.

    when i'm feeling down, i like to whistle. it makes the neighbor's dog run to the end of his chain and gag himself .

    if you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.

    don't assume malice for what stupidity can explain.

    a penny saved is a government oversight.

    the real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.

    gotta love this one!! lol
    the older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat have gotten to be really good friends.

    the easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.

    he who hesitates is probably right.

    if you think there is good in everybody, you haven't met everybody.

    if you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.

    the sole purpose of a child's middle name is so he can tell when he's really in trouble.

    there's always a lot to be thankful for if you take time to look for it. for example i am sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don't hurt.

    did you ever notice: when you put the 2 words "the" and "irs" together it spells "theirs"?

    did you ever notice: the roman numerals for forty (40) are " xl".




    have a wonderful day today, and a better day tomorrow.
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  2. 7 Comments

  3. by   Angela Mac
    awesome...........5 star rating.......
  4. by   karenG
    the middle name bit is right!!!! my youngest son doesnt have a middle name and has decided he wants one- so he deciding what he wants it to be!!

    Karen
  5. by   jnette
    Quote from Frances LeMay
    Birds of a feather flock together and crap on your car.

    Boy, can I vouch for THAT one !!! Come to our clinic and you'll know just why !


    And they're not even cute birds. Wouldn't be so bad if at least they were CUTE....

    These are good, Fran ! Some really GOOD ones in there !
  6. by   FranEMTnurse
    Quote from jnette
    Boy, can I vouch for THAT one !!! Come to our clinic and you'll know just why !


    And they're not even cute birds. Wouldn't be so bad if at least they were CUTE....

    These are good, Fran ! Some really GOOD ones in there !
    Glad ya liked them. And the bird thing??? Oh yeah! They did it to mine too. First it was the white loose poop, and later on in the season it was the black poop. They didn't even spare the windows, as I'm sure you can probably attest to also.
  7. by   SmilingBluEyes
    rofl good ones, Fran. thank you!
  8. by   leslie :-D
    i laughed aloud at the visuals of the dog gagging himself...my sick humor.

    i think i'll start another thread about some thoughts to ponder so people can enjoy both. thanks fran. again, a real mood booster.
  9. by   FranEMTnurse
    Quote from earle58
    i laughed aloud at the visuals of the dog gagging himself...my sick humor.

    i think i'll start another thread about some thoughts to ponder so people can enjoy both. thanks fran. again, a real mood booster.
    Your welcome sweetie. Anything I can do I will to help you for now. (((((HUGGERS))))

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