This topic I'm sure has already been done but my son said something funny yesterday that made me bust a gut.
We were discussing his chances of playing on the peewee football team this year. I was trying to discourage him by warning him that he may break his arms, legs and head playing the rough sport. (he's only 9) His Dad broke several bones, suffered severe sprains and strains in HS resulting in pretty severe O.A. today.
He thinks for a moment and very seriously adds "yeah, and I might blow my hamster too"
HAMSTER??? It took a second but I figured out that he meant HAMSTRING.:chuckle