Funniest joke EVER!!!

  1. A man walked into a bar with a bag in his hand. He set the bag on the bar and ordered a beer. The bartender noticed the bag was moving and said, "We can't have animals in here, it's against the Department of Health regulations." The man said "Oh, it's not an animal- wait until you see this, it'll blow your mind." He proceeded to reach into the bag and pull out a little piano, about 6 inches high and puts it on the bar. Then he pulls out a little 3-inch stool and puts it next to the piano. Then he reached into the bag and pulls out a little man, about a foot tall, dressed in a tophat, tuxedo and tails. The little man gave a bow, sat at the piano, and began playing Beethoven flawlessly. The bartender's mouth was wide open, and he sputtered "Wh... what is that, some kind of witchcraft?" The man said "No" and pulled out an old bottle from the bag. He said "I found this bottle on the beach a mile away, and when I rubbed the sand off, a genie appeared and granted me a wish." Before the man could say more, the bartender grabbed the bottle and rubbed with all his might. A genie appeared and said "I will grant you one wish, and one wish only." The bartender said "I wish for a million bucks!" Well, the next thing you know, the bar is full of ducks seven and eight deep, and the patrons are running screaming into the street as the ducks spill out the doors and windows. The genie disappeared in a flash of light. The bartender shouted at the man "What is this all about?! Is that genie hard of hearing or something?!?!" The man calmly replied "Guess so, did you think I wished for a twelve-inch pianist?"

    Hope I brightened your day!

  2. 8 Comments

  3. by   Jessy_RN
    Hilarious! Naughty man!
  4. by   Fun2, RN, BSN
    :chuckle :chuckle :chuckle
  5. by   txspadequeenRN
  6. by   live4today
  7. by   SmilingBluEyes
    :hatparty: :chuckle
  8. by   bethin
    OMG!! That's toooo funny!
  9. by   LoriAlabamaRN
    I just had to add this... I told this joke to a CNA I work with yesterday, and she literally spit Diet Coke through her nose.
  10. by   Sable's mom
    :roll :chuckle