Fun at Walmart (not fun w/ Walmart...:D)

  1. 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms & randomly put them in peoples carts when they aren't looking.

    2. Set all the alarm clocks in housewares to go off at 5 minute

    3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor to the rest rooms.

    4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3 in housewares,'...and see what happens.

    5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

    6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

    7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department.

    8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?

    9. Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose.

    10. While handling guns in the hunting department ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.

    11. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme from 'Mission Impossible'.

    12. In the auto department practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.

    13. Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse through say 'PICK ME! PICK ME!!!!!!'

    14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker assume the fetal position and scream 'NO! NO! It's those voices again'.

    and last but not least,

    15. Go into a fitting room and yell real loudly ... 'Hey! We're out of toilet paper in here!'.
  2. 35 Comments

  3. by   spineCNOR
  4. by   hey_nurse
    :roll :chuckle Too funny......
  6. by   Rustyhammer
    I like the clock one.
  7. by   baseline
    :roll :roll
  8. by   NurseDennie
    Oh cool - a BELLY LAUGH



  9. by   Hidi74
    Oh I have seen this w/ a few different ones.....I did this one.... Freakin cracked me and my buddie up. Go to the stereos turn the volumes all the way up......go on w/ your shopping and you will hear some poor unknowing person turn it on and it will blast them acroos the electronic dept.....I am so bad.....but it is so fun........ :-)))))
  10. by   tattooednursie
    theres another one that goes: Go up to a male employee holding yourself and say "Where ate the tampons!!!
  11. by   Rustyhammer
    Crazy glue a quarter on the floor just inside the front door just past the greeter.

  12. by   Mkue
    Hilarious !!
  13. by   NurseShell

    I need a tissue now! THAT was funny!!! I'm SO tempted to try some of them out!!!
  14. by   delirium
    Cute but trying any of these would force me to actually ENTER a Walmart which I cannot do.

    ........two trailer park girls go round the outside........