I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.
I really didn't foresee the Internet. But then, neither did the computer industry. Not that that tells us very much of course - the computer industry didn't even foresee that the century was going to end.
I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
Most of the time I don't have much fun. - The rest of the times, I don't have any fun at all.
We should behave to our friends as we would wish our friends to behave to us.
She looketh as butter would not melt in her mouth.
There's a sucker born every minute.
Phineas T. Barnum
Once you've been in a mental institution, people are going to look at you funny.
I feel so miserable without you, it's almost like having you here.