For the non Colts fans

  1. a first grade teacher explains to her class that she is
    a new england patriots fan. she asks her students to raise their hands
    if they are pats fans, too. not really knowing what a pats fan was, but
    wanting to be liked by their teacher, their hands flew into the air.

    there is, however, one exception. susie has not gone
    along with the crowd. the teacher asks her why she has decided to be
    different. "because i'm not a patriots fan" she reports.

    "then," asks the teacher, "what are you?"
    "i'm a indianapolis colts fan," boasts the little girl.
    the teacher asks susie why she is a colts fan. "well, my dad and mom are
    colts fans, so i'm a colts fan, too" she responds.

    "that's no reason," the teacher says. "what if your mom
    was a moron, and your dad was an idiot. what would you be then?"

    susie smiles and says, "then i'd be a new england
    patriots fan."

    go colts!!!!!
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