For the Ladies

  1. ********************** He said . . . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it. She said . . . You wear pants don't you?

    He said . . .Shall we try swapping positions tonight? She said . . . That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa.

    He said . . . What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you? She said . . .Turn sideways and look in the mirror!

    On a wall in a ladies room . . . "My husband follows me everywhere" Written just below it . . . " I do not"

    Q. Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good-looking? A. They already have boyfriends.

    Q. Why are married women heavier than single women? A Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.

    Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?" God says: "So you would love her." But God," the man says, "why did you make her so dumb?" God says: "So she would love you."

    You all have a good day now, ya hear? :hatparty:

  2. 6 Comments

  3. by   jnette
    Fran, now THAT was a Valentine's gift !!! I had to laugh right out LOUD at some.. even MOST of these !!!

    LOVED them !!! Good job !
  4. by   chaosRN

    Happy Valentines Day Everyone!!!!!!!!!
  5. by   suzy253
    Good ones Fran! Thanks so much
  6. by   ?burntout
  7. by   FranEMTnurse
    Tis a pleasure. I do enjoy entertaining all of you. Oh I had a little hen, and she had a wooden leg. Every time she cackled she laid a golden egg. She's the best little hen that I had on the farm. Another little drink wouldn't do us any harm. Hick! Oops!
  8. by   nekhismom
    Thanks Fran!! I LOVE them!!

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