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    >18 reasons why golf is better than sex . . .
    >
    >18. You don't have to sneak your golf magazine into the house.
    >17. If you are having trouble with golf, it is perfectly acceptable to pay
    a
    >professional to show you how to improve your technique.
    >16. The ten commandments don't say anything about golf.
    >15. If your partner takes videotapes or pictures of you golfing, you don't
    >have to worry about them showing up on the internet when you become famous.
    >14. Your golf partner won't keep asking about other partners you've golfed
    >with.
    >13. It's perfectly respectable to golf with a total stranger.
    >12. When you see a really good golfer, you don't have to feel guilty about
    >imagining the two of you golfing together.
    >11. If your regular partner isn't available, he/she won't object if you
    golf
    >with someone else.
    >10. Nobody will ever tell you that you will go blind if you golf by
    >yourself.
    > 9. When dealing with a golf pro, you never have to wonder if they are an
    >undercover cop.
    > 8. You don't have to go to a sleazy shop in a seedy neighborhood to buy
    >golf stuff.
    > 7. You can have a golf calendar on your wall at the office, tell golf
    >jokes and invite coworkers to golf with you without worrying about getting
    >sued for harassment.
    > 6. There is no such thing as a golf-transmitted disease.
    > 5. If you want to watch golf on television, you don't have to subscribe
    to
    >a premium cable channel.
    > 4. Nobody expects you to promise to golf with just one partner for the
    >rest of your life.
    > 3. Nobody expects you to give up golfing if your partner loses interest
    in
    >the game.
    > 2. You don't have to be a newlywed to plan a vacation primarily for the
    >enjoyment of golf.
    >And finally . . .
    > 1. Your golf partner will never say, "What? We just golfed last week . .
    .
    >is that all you ever think about?
    >
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