Saw this and thought of you. Hope you enjoy it.
>18 reasons why golf is better than sex . . .
>18. You don't have to sneak your golf magazine into the house.
>17. If you are having trouble with golf, it is perfectly acceptable to pay
>professional to show you how to improve your technique.
>16. The ten commandments don't say anything about golf.
>15. If your partner takes videotapes or pictures of you golfing, you don't
>have to worry about them showing up on the internet when you become famous.
>14. Your golf partner won't keep asking about other partners you've golfed
>13. It's perfectly respectable to golf with a total stranger.
>12. When you see a really good golfer, you don't have to feel guilty about
>imagining the two of you golfing together.
>11. If your regular partner isn't available, he/she won't object if you
>with someone else.
>10. Nobody will ever tell you that you will go blind if you golf by
> 9. When dealing with a golf pro, you never have to wonder if they are an
> 8. You don't have to go to a sleazy shop in a seedy neighborhood to buy
> 7. You can have a golf calendar on your wall at the office, tell golf
>jokes and invite coworkers to golf with you without worrying about getting
>sued for harassment.
> 6. There is no such thing as a golf-transmitted disease.
> 5. If you want to watch golf on television, you don't have to subscribe
>a premium cable channel.
> 4. Nobody expects you to promise to golf with just one partner for the
>rest of your life.
> 3. Nobody expects you to give up golfing if your partner loses interest
> 2. You don't have to be a newlywed to plan a vacation primarily for the
>enjoyment of golf.
>And finally . . .
> 1. Your golf partner will never say, "What? We just golfed last week . .
>is that all you ever think about?