For Smiling Blue Eyes and other chocolate lovers...

  1. Chocolate Math for anybody who loves chocolate and magic!



    I did it, it works!!!! IT REALLY DOES WORK!!!!


    YOUR AGE BY CHOCOLATE MATH

    (DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST!)
    It takes less than a minute....... Work this out as you read the
    instructions line by line. It's fun, easy, and you will never believe
    it when you get the results!!


    1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to
    have chocolate (more than once but less than 10)...

    2. Multiply this number by 2 (just to be bold)...

    3. Add 5 (for Sunday)...

    4. Multiply it by 50 (I'll wait while you get the calculator.................)

    5. If you have already had your birthday this year, add 1755; if you
    haven't already had your birthday this year, add 1754...

    6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born...

    (The results should be a three digit number.)

    a. The first digit of this three digit number was your original
    numberof times a week that you would like to have chocolate.
    b. The next two numbers are YOUR AGE! (Oh YES, it is!!!!!)

    THIS IS THE ONLY YEAR (2005) IT WILL EVER WORK, SO SPREAD IT AROUND
    WHILe IT LASTS.

    See? Wasn't that fun?
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  2. 11 Comments

  3. by   suzanne4
    Thank goodness that I was at work, the calculator was next to me..........
    It works.................


    Thanks.......................
  4. by   dianah
    Wow, it DOES work!!!!
  5. by   Marie_LPN, RN
    Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeird Lol
  6. by   Spidey's mom
    It is some mathematical formula I'm sure but still, weird.

    steph
  7. by   jnette
    Quote from stevielynn
    It is some mathematical formula I'm sure but still, weird.

    steph
    mathmatical shmathmatical, Steph.. it's the CHOCOLATE, dang it !
  8. by   Spidey's mom
    Quote from jnette
    mathmatical shmathmatical, Steph.. it's the CHOCOLATE, dang it !
    Yeah, you are right. And I hate math.

    steph
  9. by   jnette
    Quote from stevielynn
    Yeah, you are right. And I hate math.

    steph
    :chuckle Now you're talking !
  10. by   SmilingBluEyes
    rofl it's too early for me to do math. Will check back w/you in say, 2 coffees ok???

    rofl thanks for the laughs.....I noticed you put MY name on there. Is that a good thing rofl????
  11. by   nurseygrrl
    That's CRAZY!! I printed it out and am taking it to work tomorrow!! :chuckle
  12. by   elizabells
    Quote from HerEyes73
    That's CRAZY!! I printed it out and am taking it to work tomorrow!! :chuckle
    I'm so freaked out by this.


    pssst, HerEyes! The rights to the sequel to N.D. have just been secured by a producer friend of mine.
  13. by   nurseygrrl
    Quote from elizabells
    I'm so freaked out by this.


    pssst, HerEyes! The rights to the sequel to N.D. have just been secured by a producer friend of mine.

    No Way!! Keep me posted...I LOVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Napoleon!!

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