Chocolate Math for anybody who loves chocolate and magic!
I did it, it works!!!! IT REALLY DOES WORK!!!!
YOUR AGE BY CHOCOLATE MATH
(DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST!)
It takes less than a minute....... Work this out as you read the
instructions line by line. It's fun, easy, and you will never believe
it when you get the results!!
1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to
have chocolate (more than once but less than 10)...
2. Multiply this number by 2 (just to be bold)...
3. Add 5 (for Sunday)...
4. Multiply it by 50 (I'll wait while you get the calculator.................)
5. If you have already had your birthday this year, add 1755; if you
haven't already had your birthday this year, add 1754...
6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born...
(The results should be a three digit number.)
a. The first digit of this three digit number was your original
numberof times a week that you would like to have chocolate.
b. The next two numbers are YOUR AGE! (Oh YES, it is!!!!!)
THIS IS THE ONLY YEAR (2005) IT WILL EVER WORK, SO SPREAD IT AROUND
WHILe IT LASTS.
See? Wasn't that fun?