Finish the Story......Wanna Play????

  1. The day started out like most days, nothing out of the ordinary, until..............
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  3. by   ChrisA
    ....I tried to get out of bed. I sat up, banging my head, which is strange because...
  4. by   Ted
    Quote from ChrisA
    ....I tried to get out of bed. I sat up, banging my head, which is strange because...
    . . . my head is not located between my shoulders like most people. My head is located. . . .
  5. by   Tweety
    where most guy's have another organ...............
  6. by   Ted
    Quote from 3rdShiftGuy
    where most guy's have another organ...............
    . . . . . which makes banging my head twice as painful! Thinking that I should take an aspirin, I staggered down to the. . . . .
  7. by   nursebedlam
    Quote from efiebke
    . . . . . which makes banging my head twice as painful! Thinking that I should take an aspirin, I staggered down to the. . . . .

    local hotel instead for a few beers and a chat to........
  8. by   ChrisA
    Quote from nursebedlam
    local hotel instead for a few beers and a chat to........
    ....see if my conversational skills had returned yet. It had been, after all, a very weird couple of months. I mean, 6 months ago I was in...
  9. by   Ted
    . . . . hospital where I had "The" operation. I still can't get over the fact that they screwed up royally! They took out my. . . .
  10. by   LPN4Life
    Quote from efiebke
    . . . . hospital where I had "The" operation. I still can't get over the fact that they screwed up royally! They took out my. . . .
    Roommates gallbladder instead of mine, I had to hear him whining all night about....
  11. by   kay
    Quote from LPN4Life
    Roommates gallbladder instead of mine, I had to hear him whining all night about....


    ...how long it took the nurse to answer the call bell. He got really ticked off when she replied..
  12. by   LPN4Life
    "Your not so bad off, Look at that helpless man lying in the other bed, he's........
  13. by   Tweety
    sicker than you. Also think of your poor roommate who still needs his operation." Suddenly then I..........
  14. by   ARmickie
    Quote from 3rdShiftGuy
    sicker than you. Also think of your poor roommate who still needs his operation." Suddenly then I..........
    ...choked on my chicken broth, which never would have happened if that nurse hadn't continued to say.......

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