Quote from Marie_LPN
Billy Crystal: "Killed anyone today?"
Jack Palance: "Day ain't over yet."
I also loved this line from Jack Palance's character, Curly, to Billy Crystal's: "I CRAP bigger than you!"
Some of my other faves.....
From "Steel Magnolias" (we quote stuff from that movie regularly in my household):
"He's so confused, he don't know whether to scratch his watch or wind his butt"
Miss Ouiser to Annelle: "Well, there, I said it.......I pray, Annelle. But don't you think I'll come to one of your churches......you know, all them Bible-beaters doing God knows what.......they'd probably make me eat the head off a live chicken."
Annelle: "Not on your first visit!"
Miss Claree: "Very good, Annelle.......spoken like a true smart-a$$."
Ouiser to Claree: "You are too twisted for color TV."
Claree to Ouiser: " Aw, you know I love you more than my luggage"
"Ouiser could never be mad at me.......she worships the
quicksand I walk on"
Ouiser (grumbling as she passes out bags of tomatoes to everyone in the beauty shop): "Don't ask me those questions, I don't make the rules.....I'm just an old Southern woman, and we're supposed to wear funny hats and grow vegetables in the dirt!" (Takes a sip of Coca-Cola and belches.)
M'lynn: "That was attractive, Ouiser."
:chuckle :chuckle :chuckle Love that movie, can you tell?