Favorite Lines from Movies

  1. What are some of your favorite movie lines? Here are just a few of mine...

    Dr. Emmett L. Brown: If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits eighty-eight miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious sh**.
    From Back to the Future

    Jake Blues: I ran out of gas. I had a flat tire. I didn't have enough money for cab fare. My tux didn't come back from the cleaners. An old friend came in from out of town. Someone stole my car. There was an earthquake! A terrible flood! Locusts! It wasn't my fault, I swear to god!
    From The Blues Brothers

    If I see something that I haven't seen before, well, I'll throw a rock at it!
    From: My Chauffeur
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  3. by   madwife2002
    'Nobody puts baby in the corner' Dirty dancing

  4. by   Marie_LPN, RN
    Billy Crystal: "Killed anyone today?"

    Jack Palance: "Day ain't over yet."
  5. by   grinnurse
    "Let's go up to the Lab and see what's on the Slab" Dr. Frankenfurter, Rocky Horror Picture Show

    "Momma said Life is like a box of chocolate, you never know what you gonna get" "Have you found Jesus? (Lt. Dan) I didn't know I was supposed to be looking for him" Forrest Gump

    "I'll think about that tomorrow, afterall, tomorrow is another day" Gone With the Wind.
  6. by   UM Review RN
    I borrow this one from time to time for misbehaving kids:

    "I AM da Law!" --Judge Dredd
  7. by   Peachy720
    From Steel Magnolias:
    "That which does not kill makes us stronger."Claree
    "If you don't have anything nice to say about someone, come sit next to me!" Claree

    From Harry Potter:
    "It does not matter what we are born, but rather what we grow up to be." Dumbledore

    From Virgin Suicides:
    Doctor: "What are you doing here, honey? You're not even old enough to know how bad life gets."
    Cecilia: "Obviously, Doctor, you've never been a 13-year old girl."

    From Fifth Element:
    "Chiiiiiiiken gooood!" Leeloo

    Back to the Future:
    "Nobody...calls....me....a...chicken!" Marty

    Lost Boys:
    "That's what you are, Mike. A God-d*mned s*it-sucking vampire!! Ooooh, you wait 'til Mom finds out!!" Sam
  8. by   NotReady4PrimeTime
    "there's no crying in baseball!!" tom hanks as jimmy dugan in a league of their own

    "i'm the cryptkeeper!!" jamie lee curtis as tess coleman as anna coleman in freaky friday (2003)

    "toe pick!" moira kelly as kate moseley in the cutting edge

    "we're going to need some bigger buns." helen mirren as chris harper in calendar girls

    "who's drivin' this flyin' umbrella?" phil harris as little john in the disney version of robin hood

    "this is my happy face!" tommy lee jones as roland sharp in man of the house

    let me think... i have a bunch more...
    Last edit by NotReady4PrimeTime on May 4, '05
  9. by   VivaLasViejas
    Quote from Marie_LPN
    Billy Crystal: "Killed anyone today?"

    Jack Palance: "Day ain't over yet."

    I also loved this line from Jack Palance's character, Curly, to Billy Crystal's: "I CRAP bigger than you!"

    Some of my other faves.....

    From "Steel Magnolias" (we quote stuff from that movie regularly in my household):

    "He's so confused, he don't know whether to scratch his watch or wind his butt"

    Miss Ouiser to Annelle: "Well, there, I said it.......I pray, Annelle. But don't you think I'll come to one of your churches......you know, all them Bible-beaters doing God knows what.......they'd probably make me eat the head off a live chicken."
    Annelle: "Not on your first visit!"
    Miss Claree: "Very good, Annelle.......spoken like a true smart-a$$."

    Ouiser to Claree: "You are too twisted for color TV."
    Claree to Ouiser: " Aw, you know I love you more than my luggage"
    "Ouiser could never be mad at me.......she worships the
    quicksand I walk on"

    Ouiser (grumbling as she passes out bags of tomatoes to everyone in the beauty shop): "Don't ask me those questions, I don't make the rules.....I'm just an old Southern woman, and we're supposed to wear funny hats and grow vegetables in the dirt!" (Takes a sip of Coca-Cola and belches.)
    M'lynn: "That was attractive, Ouiser."

    :chuckle :chuckle :chuckle Love that movie, can you tell?
  10. by   Roy Fokker
    "Here's lookin' at you kid"
  11. by   Elenaster
    From Christmas Vacation:

    Cousin Eddie: "MERRY CHRISTMAS! SH!%%ERS FULL!"

    Clark: "Honey, have you checked our sh!%%ers?"


    Clark:Hey. If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, d#$%less, hopeless, heartless, fat-a$$, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey sh!% he is. Hallelujah. Holy sh!%. Where's the Tylenol?

    From Pulp Fiction: (the only one I can really quote due to language)

    Jules: (Ezekiel 25:17)The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.
  12. by   barefootlady
    1. He's such a gentleman, he takes the dishes out of the sink before he pees in it. (Wheezer)
    2. Poor Bud, he's so confused he don't know weither to wind his butt or scratch his watch.
    3. Why? Why? Why? I just want someone to tell me why? I was prepared to go first, I am supposed to go first, so why did this happen?

    This movie in in my top 5. I know these women, very, very well. Wheezer and I could be sisters. Claree is my sister. I know the men too. Understand every one of them. You reckon it is a "southern" thing? :heartbeat
  13. by   fluffwad
    "We're on a mission from God" Blues Brothers
  14. by   URO-RN
    rhett butler to scarlett : "frankly, my darling i don't give a damn."

    bette davis: " hold on tight, it's going to be a bumpy night" - all about eve.

    "we're gonna need a bigger boat"--jaws

    "you're from the 60's"--field of dreams

    "what we've got here is failure to communicate"--cool hand luke.

    "ain't gonna be no rematch"--rocky

    "i love the smell of napalm in the mornin'" ---apocalyse now.

    "no, no,...i hate lawyers, i only work for them".--erin brockovich

    "what would you have me do? give out? give up? give in?"-- lion in winter
    Last edit by Jo Anne on May 4, '05