Family Values

  1. Family Values

    A little boy comes home from school and tells his father that his homework is to find out the difference between "potentially" and "realistically."
    "Easy," says his father. "First, ask Mom if she'd sleep with the mailman
    for a million dollars."
    The boy runs off, then comes back and says, "She said yes."
    "Now go ask your sister the same question," advises the father. Again the boy runs off, and again he comes back and says, "She said yes."
    "So, potentially, we're sitting on two million dollars," replies the father. "But, realistically, we're living with a pair of whores." <!--IBF.ATTACHMENT_36117-->
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  2. 12 Comments

  3. by   Christina_NICU
    Wow, that's bad :X
    Funny...but bad. Lol
  4. by   nursemary9
    :roll :roll :roll
  5. by   dphrn
  6. by   Spidey's mom
    also. Kinda made me think "ick".

    It drives my husband crazy but I always dissect his jokes . .. .like if he told this joke . .. "would you really want to envision a father telling his son that his mommy and sister were whores?".

    Ick.

    steph
  7. by   Peachy720
    sorry, didn't mean to offend.

    just thought i'd try and share a couple jokes to lighten the homework or workday load.

    i can understand where you're coming from, it's just i've read worse.
    Last edit by Peachy720 on Apr 5, '05
  8. by   Ted
    Oh Gosh Golly. . .

    The beauty of this world is that there is a diverse sense of humor.

    This joke gave me a chuckle.

    :chuckle

    Cheers!

    Ted
    Last edit by Ted on Apr 5, '05
  9. by   Spidey's mom
    Quote from Peachy720
    sorry, didn't mean to offend.

    just thought i'd try and share a couple jokes to lighten the homework or workday load.

    i can understand where you're coming from, it's just i've read worse.
    Ted is right - humor is subjective . . .we had a whole thread about this exact subject which was very interesting.

    Please don't take offense . . .just be prepared that some won't find a joke funny.

    The truth is my first thought was truly "ick".

    But Ted still loves me even when I don't agree with him (global warming is a lie, George Bush is the greatest president ever, capitalism is the only way to go, gasoline is too expensive ). .. . . .so it is all ok.

    steph
    Last edit by Spidey's mom on Apr 5, '05
  10. by   Peachy720
    Hehehe..glad to know I didn't offend you guys, Steph. Sorry, I have a collection of jokes I keep to share, and some of them are a "bit" raunchy..just be glad I didn't post the "chicken and the egg!!"

    Thanks again for pointing me in the right direction, Ted!!
  11. by   Ted
    Quote from stevielynn
    Ted is right - humor is subjective . . .we had a whole thread about this exact subject which was very interesting.

    Please don't take offense . . .just be prepared that some won't find a joke funny.

    The truth is my first thought was truly "ick".

    But Ted still loves me even when I don't agree with him (global warming is a lie, George Bush is the greatest president ever, capitalism is the only way to go, gasoline is too expensive ). .. . . .so it is all ok.

    steph
    Steph!



    Steph, you definately tickled my funny bone just now! :chuckle

    (Oh, by the way, Global Warming IS a Reality! )

    :chuckle

    [font=Comic Sans MS]And Peachy!! You're just "Peachy"!! (Sorry, couldn't resist. )

    Cheers!

    Ted
    Last edit by Ted on Apr 5, '05
  12. by   Spidey's mom
    Quote from efiebke
    Steph!



    Steph, you definately tickled my funny bone just now! :chuckle

    (Oh, by the way, Global Warming IS a Reality! )

    :chuckle

    [font=Comic Sans MS]And Peachy!! You're just "Peachy"!! (Sorry, couldn't resist. )

    Cheers!

    Ted
    Hey, I miss your posts Mr. Moderator.

    steph
  13. by   CHATSDALE
    please send the name and address of that postman
  14. by   Spidey's mom
    Quote from CHATSDALE
    please send the name and address of that postman



    steph

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