Fairy Tale

  1. Once Upon A Time...

    in a land far away, a beautiful, independent, self-assured princess happened upon a frog as she sat contemplating ecological issues on the shores of a non-polluted lake in a verdant meadow near her castle.

    The frog hopped into the princess' lap and said, "Elegant lady, I was once a handsome prince, until an evil witch cast a spell upon me. However, one kiss from you and I will turn back into the dapper young prince that I am. And then, my sweet, we can marry, and set up housekeeping in your castle with my mother, where you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children, and forever feel grateful and happy doing so."

    That night, as the princess dined sumptuously on lightly sauteed frog's legs, seasoned in a white wine and onion cream sauce, she chuckled and thought to herself,

    "I don't freakin' think so..."
    Last edit by donsterRN on Nov 22, '06
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  2. 6 Comments

  3. by   Beary-nice
    Now that is GREAT!
  4. by   CHATSDALE
    OH YEAh
  5. by   bethin
    That's too funny. Will tell it to my family over Thanksgiving dinner.
  6. by   SmilingBluEyes
    nyuk nyuk. Very cute!
  7. by   RGN1
    Yup - that one's gonna be emailed to friends & family!

    Funny enough I got an email from a nurse friend the other day & I was thinking that I'd seen it before. Half way through I realised it had been on "Allnurses" last month!!
  8. by   texas_lvn
    [quote=don3218;1936466]once upon a time...

    the frog hopped into the princess' lap and said, "elegant lady, i was once a handsome [color="sienna"]doctor, until an evil witch cast a spell upon me. however, one kiss from you and i will turn back into the dapper young prince that i am. and then, my sweet, we can marry, and set up housekeeping in your castle with my mother, where you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children, and forever feel grateful and happy doing so.

    quote]

    he must have been a dr in a former life. lol

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