Ever Wonder?

  1. Why does your gynecologist leave the room when you get undressed?

    Why does mineral water that has trickled through mountains for centuries have a 'use by' date?

    If a person owns a piece of land do they own it right down to the earth's core?

    Why can't a woman put on mascara with her mouth closed?

    Why is it called Alcoholics Anonymous when the first thing you do is stand up and introduce yourself?

    Why are they called stairs inside and steps outside?

    Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink whatever comes out"?

    Why do people point to their wrist when asking what time is it, but not to their crotch when they ask where is the toilet?

    What do people in China call their good plates?

    If you mate a bulldog and a shihtzu, would it be called a ********?
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  2. 14 Comments

  3. by   live4today
    Originally posted by shygirl
    ...........Why can't a woman put on mascara with her mouth closed?
    shygirl.......I have ALWAYS wanted to know the answer to this question! Anybody got any answers??? :kiss
  4. by   Ted
    Very thoughtful questions.

    :chuckle :roll :chuckle

    Ted
  5. by   alwaysthere
    umm opening your mouth stretches out your face?? (your guess is as good as mine , but im sure Mario will wander along soon and answer all of these life altering questions for us) hehe
  6. by   Rena RN 2003
    Why do people point to their wrist when asking what time is it, but not to their crotch when they ask where is the toilet?
    i'm ashamed to say that i actually know people that do this.
  7. by   fedupnurse
    Same reason why men can't be stopped at a stop sign behind the wheel of a car and NOT pick their nose!!!!
  8. by   OBNURSEHEATHER
    Originally posted by fedupnurse
    Same reason why men can't be stopped at a stop sign behind the wheel of a car and NOT pick their nose!!!!
    Why do they find no shame in this activity? It's repulsive.

    Heather
  9. by   Cowgirl
    heheheheheheheh

    "Why does your gynecologist leave the room when you get undressed? "

    LOL

    No kidding
  10. by   lpnstudentin2010
    Quote from shygirl
    Why does your gynecologist leave the room when you get undressed?
    I have wondered this about one of my specialists all the time. She looks everywhere anyway so why leave, it just wastes time.
  11. by   compassion1
    Very deep and thought provoking questions. Hehehe
  12. by   talaxandra
    Why do most women who undress (for a medical assessment or massage) hide their discarded underwear under other clothes? Do men do that too?

    Opening your mouth helps you keep your eyes open wide, with the side benefit of looking like a sex doll...
  13. by   lpnstudentin2010
    Quote from talaxandra
    Why do most women who undress (for a medical assessment or massage) hide their discarded underwear under other clothes? Do men do that too?

    That is REALLY true. I always do but never thought of it.
  14. by   pagandeva2000
    I guess we can have a meeting of the minds and discuss these ponderings until we can answer the anxious world...

    And, yes, I do hide my underwear when I go to the doctor...

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