Then people like this will fix that feeling REALLY quick:
Shoplifter caught with trousers down
BEIJING (Reuters) - A Chinese woman unhappy with the trousers she had stolen from a shop may have erred when she took them back to be shortened.
"The woman found the pair of trousers too long for her, and hearing from others that the store alters any clothes they sell free of charge, she went there," the China Daily said on Tuesday, quoting the Yangtze Evening Post.
"But the store discovered the trousers were a missing pair and held her until she confessed to her theft."
The newspaper did not say where or when she was caught.