Even God Enjoys a Good Laugh

  1. *I am not trying to offend anyone by posting this. The ending is well worth it!


    There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was black:

    1. He called everyone "brother"
    2. He liked Gospel
    3. He couldn't get a fair trial

    But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:

    1. He went into His Fathers business
    2. He lived at home until he was 33
    3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his mother was sure he was God

    But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:

    1. He talked with his hands
    2. He had wine with every meal
    3. He used olive oil

    But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian

    1. He never cut his hair
    2. He walked around barefoot
    3. He started a new religion

    But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish

    1. He never got married
    2. He was always telling stories
    3. He loved green pastures

    But the most compelling evidence of all--3 proofs that Jesus was a woman

    1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was no food
    2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it
    3. And even when he was dead, He had to get up because there was more work to do

    Amen!
    Last edit by bethin on Nov 14, '05
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  2. 23 Comments

  3. by   Roy Fokker
    Heh! I doubt it's going to offend anyone.

    Thanks for the smiles
  4. by   weetziebat
    :chuckle :chuckle Thats funny. Thanks for sharing.
  5. by   GPatty
    I'm sure God himself is having a chuckle about this one....:chuckle
  6. by   Thunderwolf
    Oh, very good.
  7. by   suebird3
    i am sure he has a sense of humour........:chuckle
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  8. by   Jessy_RN
    Great joke, I enjoyed it.
  9. by   student4ever
    How cute! And all so true!
  10. by   babynurselsa
    One look at my life and I can assure you, I KNOW God has a sense of humor!!!!
  11. by   jnette
    Oh... that WAS good !!! Very clever, indeed ! :chuckle

    Yes, I'm convinced God has a great sense of humour as well. After all, He brought DH and I together.

    Dh is waaaaaaaaaaaay ..um.. shall I say "frisky" ?.. and I am waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay NOT !

    DH fails to see the humour in that, however.
    Last edit by jnette on Nov 14, '05
  12. by   Spidey's mom
    Very funny and yes God does have a sense of humor - or why create us?

    And just look at the funny animals he created . . . . . . giraffe, zebra, that funny looking puffer fish . .. ? And plants . . . artichokes - now that's funny.

    steph
  13. by   jnette
    Quote from stevielynn
    Very funny and yes God does have a sense of humor - or why create us?

    And just look at the funny animals he created . . . . . . giraffe, zebra, that funny looking puffer fish . .. ? And plants . . . artichokes - now that's funny.

    steph
    ARTICHOKES ???? :chuckle

    Steph... YOU'RE funny !!!
  14. by   Fun2, RN, BSN
    Quote from babynurselsa
    One look at my life and I can assure you, I KNOW God has a sense of humor!!!!
    I have to say "Ditto" on babynurselsa's comment.

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