here is an excellent one!!!!!!
in room 2 we have a trauma......a 29 yo man, who drove his bicycle into the side of a pick up truck. of course........non-intionally. as the pick up truck pulled out in front of him. this man clearly is in a ton of pain, with a deformed shoulder and upper arm.
room 3 our second trauma room, which is seperates 2 and 3 by only a curtain. we have a 41 yo female allegedly having seizures. this patient has a history of drug abuse, and need for detox also (jfr)
as we progress in room 2 to try and reduce a dislocated shoulder (that amazingly enough, has no fractures) this is the scenario.
physician - let's give him 2mgs of versed now.
from through the curtain (from a lady allegedly seizing). holy crap! he's getting versed!!!!
physician - ok let's go with 4mgs of morphine iv now.
again from behind the curtain......and from a person that is supposed to be sezing on and off and post ictal - omg! now he is getting morphine too!!!!!!
physician - this shouder just is not going back in place, he is to tight. give him 6mgs of morphine iv this time!!
from behind the curtain again - 6 more fu#$^&g milligrams of morphine!!! what the f#$k!!! it's just a should for pete's sake!!! i'm in f@#$%&g pain, you want to see pain!!! my fu@#$^g back is killing me!!! how about some versed and morphine over here already!!!!
physician - i think we have almost got it back pop!!! in!!!!! there we go.......how are ya feeling sir?
once again from behind the curtain - jesus........i'm in pain!! where are my drugs???? i've been seizing over here for 30 minutes what have i gotten!!!!!! i have had it with this place.........i am really sick.....that's just a shoulder i am out of here!!!!!!
***note: patient then signed out ama without seizure treatment.....lmao!
that clearly gets 1st runner up for lame award of the year!!!!!!!!!!:d