Dumb Questions ...

  1. Are part-time band leaders semi-conductors?
    Are there any unguided missiles?
    Are you telling the truth if you lie in bed?
    Crime doesn't pay... does that mean my job is a crime?
    Day light savings time - why are they saving it and where do they keep it?
    Do files get embarrassed when they get unzipped?
    Do fish get thirsty?
    Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
    Do stars clean themselves with meteor showers?
    Do vampires get AIDS?
    Do witches run spell checks?
    Does a man-eating shark eat women, too?
    Does the Little Mermaid wear an algebra?
    How come chocolate milk doesn't come from brown cows?
    How come wrong numbers are never busy?
    How do you get off a nonstop flight?
    How do you know when you've run out of invisible ink?
    How much milk is there in the Milky Way?
    If a fly has no wings would you call him a walk?
    If a food processor slices and dices food, what does a word processor do?
    If a jogger runs at the speed of sound, can he still hear his Walkman?
    If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?
    If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?
    If an orange is orange, why isn't a lime called a green, and a lemon called a yellow?
    If humans have nightmares, what do horses have?
    If I save time, when do I get it back?
    If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
    If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?
    If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?
    If our knees were on the backs of our legs, what would chairs look like?
    If swimming is good for your shape, then why do the whales look like the way they do?
    If the product says "Do not use if seal is broken", how are you supposed to open it and use it?
    If you can't drink and drive, why do bars have parking lots?
    If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?
    If you get into a taxi cab, and ask the driver to drive backwards to your destination, will the cab driver owe you money?
    If you saw a heat wave, would you wave back?
    If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?
    If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
    If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?
    Is a sleeping bull a bull-dozer?
    Is a small pig called a hamlet?
    Is it OK to use the AM radio after noon?
    Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
    What is the speed of dark?
    When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?
    When day breaks who fixes it?
    When night falls who picks it up?
    When they first invented the clock, how did they know what time it was to set it?
    Why are all blackboards called that when some of them are green?
    Why are violets blue and not violet?
    Why do ballet dancers dance on their toes? Why doesn't the company just hire taller dancers?
    Why do flammable and inflammable mean the same thing?
    Why do they call it 'chili' if it's hot?
    Why do tourists go to the top of tall buildings and then put money in telescopes so they can see things on the ground in close-up?
    Why do your feet smell and your nose runs?
    Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
    Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
    Why is a boxing ring square?
    Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a race car not called a racist?
    Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?
    Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
    You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes? Why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?

    ...or are they?
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  3. by   zumalong
    Why do we park on a driveway and drive on a parkway?
  4. by   CEN35
    ok betts...........you have to be cut and pasting, this would take way to long any other way!!!!! lmao!!! omg!!! if you are not cut and pasting?

  5. by   betts
    Like many others here,ofcourse.