Dryer company conspiracy

  1. Ok I have figured it out I have found the answer. Ya know how when you take the socks out of the dryer and you find that several of them dont have mates. Well here is what is happening: The dryer companies are in a conspiracy with the sock companies. See the dryer co installes a magnet attracting device deep in the dryer and the sock companies place a small magnet in the toe of only one sock of each pair. So each time you do your socks in the laundery the dryer automatically eats one of your socks. As time goes on you keep having to buy a new pair of socks. Then eventually eatting so many socks your dryer eventually dies and you have to buy a new one. When you disconnect your old dryer it iautomatically release j
    Now I see the light I have the answer they are helping eachother to help increase there own profit. And dang it all if it aint workin. So there now you have it you can stop driving yourself nuts.
  2. 8 Comments

  3. by   kjseam
    Thank you sooo much because I was having trouble sleeping at night wondering where all my socks were going.:chuckle
  4. by   MJ-12
    lol i just thought that in this universe there is a thoretical thing called the sock vortex. That is where all the socks go to when you can't find them. Oh well your explination is much more better than mine so i guess i will go with your answer.

    THanks a bunch to make it all clear to me. I will have to check all my socks for magnets now.

  5. by   night owl
    Yup, found two new pair of socks with those darn magnets! Thanks for the tip angelbear!

    The bottomline is always about money.
  6. by   jemb
    My personal theory is that missing socks aren't really missing. They just morph into wire coat hangers! (Never have believed that hangers just multiply all by themselves in the closet!)

  7. by   angelbear
    I like your theory jemb. The sentence I didnt complete was that when you disconnect the old dryer it is preprogrammed to shoot out all those socks it ate. Only thing is you dont see it they just suddenly crawl out of the wood work. This is just to tork you since you already threw out the socks you couldnt find the mates too.
  8. by   ShortFuse_LPN
    Nice theory! Now can you tell me where my nail clippers and tweezers go??:chuckle
  9. by   Zee_RN
    By jove, I think you've got it!!
  10. by   P_RN
    I totally agree. Somewhere in my universe are 508 socks, 55 nail clippers, 39 teaspoons 4 dryers and a silverplate candy dish.....they're all SOMEwhere waiting and watching......