drunken karaoke

  1. well its valentines day, what better way to say I hate this day then to inflict pain and torment on the ears of unsuspecting bar goers?
    just kiddin, but really, I havent been out drunken karaoking lately, not like I do it all the time, but on occasion some friends and I have been known to belt out an ABBA song here or there, or an 80's music montage ( I was always the sexiest member of the 80's band for the record! belinda carlisle, simon le bon etc etc)

    so yes I'm taking suggestions, my last escapade involved many jello shooters and cheap tricks "I want you to want me"

    maybe something sexier for valentines day....
    hmmmmm choices choices
    if anyone suggests dirrrrrrty by christina aguleriaraiaraia I'm gonna spank them!


    for the record, incase there was any doubt, which I'm sure there wasnt, I cant sing

    so what song would YOU sing to wow the masses?
    any crowd favourites?
    any songs that lend themselves to a good massacre now and then?

    and no I'm not a raging alcoholic, truth be told I'm never really drunk when I've karaoked,its just much easier to explain the pitchy wail under the guise of "one too many" than it is to say "yeah , uhh no I wasnt drunk , I just sound like nails on a chalkboard naturally"
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  2. 30 Comments

  3. by   OBNURSEHEATHER
    I'd like to hear you do "Like A Virgin" or "Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go"

    Heather
  4. by   Stargazer
    How about Britney Spears, "I'm A Slave 4 U"? You don't really have to sing, just kinda growl sexy. Oh yeah, and wear a giant anaconda around your neck.

    Seeex-aaay!
  5. by   hapeewendy
    oh oh oh good choices!

    surely I would have to be better than that poor kid on american idol who massacred like a virgin
    hah that was a great TV moment....

    i'll never forget "I maaaade it thru the wil der ness, somehow i made it thru hew hew"
  6. by   Mkue
    How about "Girls Just Wanna Have Fun " !!
  7. by   OBNURSEHEATHER
    Personally, I see Wendy belting out a heartfelt version of "Beautiful" by Christina Aguisluttia.
  8. by   Stargazer
    Originally posted by hapeewendy
    oh oh oh good choices!

    surely I would have to be better than that poor kid on american idol who massacred like a virgin
    hah that was a great TV moment....
    Or there's always that guy from last year: "Si-yuh-lent Night..."
  9. by   Stargazer
    The Divinyls, "I Touch Myself."

    Hee hee.
  10. by   hapeewendy
    I would do I will survive , but not the original version
    the bitter one, you know by Cake

    "I should have changed my f'n locks I shoulda made you leave your key if I'd have known for just one second you'd be back to bother me" hah

    or maybe I could do a "bust a move" "funky cold medina" combo
    nothing like a white chick rapping ....
    YO gimme a beat!
  11. by   hapeewendy
    ohhhhh I touch myself!

    (thats a good idea)

    to sing that song I mean...
    yeah thats what I mean...
  12. by   Lausana
    Those are all fine and good...but I'd perfer something out the Wendycomfortzone...how about 'It's getting hot in here' from Nelly.
  13. by   hapeewendy
    Originally posted by Lausana
    Those are all fine and good...but I'd perfer something out the Wendycomfortzone...how about 'It's getting hot in here' from Nelly.

    now now now you know my well enough by now to know that songs about nakedness for no good reason are well within my comfort zone !!!



    besides its called hot in herrrrrrrrrre


    It's geddin hot in herrrrrrrre
    so take off all ya clothes
    somethin somethin
    I wanna take my clothes offfffffff
    with a lil bit of unn unn and a lil bit of mmm mmmmmm
    haha
  14. by   Mkue
    Originally posted by Lausana
    Those are all fine and good...but I'd perfer something out the Wendycomfortzone...how about 'It's getting hot in here' from Nelly.
    that's a good one Lausana !

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