Drain Bamage

  1. Exercise of the brain is as important as exercise of the muscles. As
    we grow older it's important that we keep mentally alert. The
    saying; "If you don't use it you will lose it" also applies to the
    brain so below is a very private way to gauge your loss or non loss
    of intelligence.

    So take the following test presented here and determine if you are
    losing it or are still with it.

    OK, relax, clear your mind and begin.

    1. What do you put in a toaster?























    The answer is bread. If you said "toast" give up now and go do
    something else. Try not to hurt yourself. If you said "bread" go to
    question 2.

    2. Say "silk" five times. Now spell "silk". What do cows drink?























    Answer: Cows drink water. If you said "milk" please do not attempt
    the next question. Your brain is obviously over stressed and may
    even overheat. It may be that you need to content yourself with
    reading something more appropriate such as _Children's_World_. If
    you said "water" proceed to question three.

    3. If a red house is made from red bricks and a blue house is made
    from blue bricks and a pink house is made from pink bricks and a
    black house is made from black bricks what is a greenhouse made from?























    Answer: Greenhouses are made from glass. If you said "green bricks"
    what the devil are you still doing here reading these questions? If
    you said "glass" go on to question four.

    4. Twenty years ago, a plane is flying at 20,000 feet over Germany.
    If you will recall, Germany at the time was politically divided into
    West Germany and East Germany. Anyway, during the flight 2 of the
    engines fail. The pilot, realizing that the last remaining engine is
    also failing, decides on a crash landing procedure. Unfortunately
    the engine fails before he has time and the plane crashes smack in
    the middle of "no man's land" between East Germany and West Germany.
    Where would you bury the survivors? East Germany or West Germany or
    in "no man's land"?






















    Answer: You don't bury survivors. If you said ANYTHING else you are
    a real dunce and you must NEVER try to rescue anyone from a plane
    crash. Your efforts would not be appreciated. If you said "Don't
    bury the Survivors" then proceed to the next question.

    5. If the hour hand on a clock moves 1/60 of a degree every minute
    then how many degrees will the hour hand move in one hour?























    Answer: One degree. If you said "360 degrees" or anything other than
    "one degree" you are to be congratulated on getting this far but you
    are obviously out of your league. Turn your pencil in and exit the
    room. Everyone else proceed to the final question.

    That's a whacked clock.

    6. Without using a calculator: You are driving a bus from London to
    Milford Haven in Wales. In London 17 people get on the bus. In
    Reading six people get off the bus and nine people get on. In
    Swindon two people get off and four get on. In Cardiff 11 people get
    off and 16 people get in. In Swansea three people get off and five
    people get on. In Carmathen six people get off and three get on.
    You then arrive at Milford Haven. What was the name of the bus
    driver?























    Answer: Oh for god's sake. It was you dummy. Read the first line.
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  2. 2 Comments

  3. by   JonRN
    Drain Bamaged. Love it, woulda made it my handle on here if I hadda thought of it. I didn't do too well on the test either. Maybe I been exercising the wrong part of my brain on the bra thread?
  4. by   SmilingBluEyes
    obviously, my brain is fried...i did fine til the last two. cute.

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