doggy farts

  1. Doggie Farts
    > A young man was delighted to finally be asked home to meet the parents of
    > the young woman he'd been seeing for some time. He was quite nervous about
    > the meeting, though, and by the time he arrived punctually at the doorstep
    > he was in a state of gastric distress.
    > The problem developed into one of acute flatulence, and halfway through
    the
    > canapés the young man realized he couldn't hold it in one second longer
    > without exploding. A tiny fart escaped.
    > "SPOT!" called out the young woman's mother to the family dog, lying at
    the
    > young man's feet.
    > Relieved at the dog's having been blamed, the young man let another,
    > slightly larger one go. "Spot!" she called out sharply. "I've got it
    made,"
    > thought the fellow to himself. One more and I'll feel fine. So he let
    loose
    > a really big one.
    > "Spot!" shrieked the mother. "Get over here before he ***** on you!"
    >
    >
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  2. 7 Comments

  3. by   Rustyhammer
  4. by   LasVegasRN
    :chuckle :roll
  5. by   Heather333
    ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  6. by   emily_mom
  7. by   tattooednursie
    LOL!!! that was hillarious
  8. by   tabbeycatt

    LMAO!!!!!!! I love it!:roll
  9. by   nakitamoon
    rotflmao!!!!! Thank so much!!!! lol,,,,,, ~kitamoon

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