Dog Lovers

  1. > Subject: Notice to Visitors about my Dog
    > >
    > > Notice to people who visit my home.
    > >
    > > 1.The dog lives here. You don't.
    > > 2.If you don't want dog hair on your clothes, stay off the furniture.
    > > 3.Yes, he has some disgusting habits. So do I and so do you. What's
    > > your point?
    > > 4.OF COURSE he smells like a dog.
    > > 5.It's his nature to try to sniff your crotch. Please feel free to
    > > sniff his.
    > > 6.I like him a lot better than I like most people.
    > > 7.To you he's a dog. To me he's an adopted son who is short,
    > > hairy, walks on all fours and doesn't speak clearly. I have no
    > > with
    > > any of these things.
    > > 8.Dogs are better than kids. They eat less, don't ask for money all
    > > the time, are easier to train, usually come when called, never drive
    > > your
    > > car, don't hang out with drug-using friends, don't smoke or drink,
    > > don't worry about whether they have the latest fashions, don't wear
    > your
    > > clothes, don't need a gazillion dollars for college, and if they get
    > > pregnant
    > > you can sell the pups.
    > > 9.The same applies for the cats, except they will ignore you... until
    > > you're asleep.
    > >
    > >
    > >
    > >
    > >
  2. 9 Comments

  3. by   frannybee
    I love it!
  4. by   fergus51
    soooooo TRUE!!!
  5. by   LasVegasRN
    I wonder if it would be tacky to post this on my door?
  6. by   Furball
    Too late to consider tackiness at my's already posted!!!
  7. by   spineCNOR
    Excellent!! My favorites are #'s 1, 2, and 8.
  8. by   Disablednurse
    Furball, I need that to post by my door. Of course, I have very few visitors because I have two dogs. People just do not understand and I am tired of trying to explain.
  9. by   hoolahan
    LOVE it!!!!
  10. by   Furball
    I've told my 10 year old son that you can judge a friend's character by how well he treats your dog....and my son's dog is a 150 lb very hairy, slobbery St Bernard...that's a big friend test
    Last edit by Furball on Mar 30, '03
  11. by   FutureRN~Pookie
    TOO cute! I emailed it to 2 of my friends who really wish they had dogs instead of cats!!