Diet Nazis - Hate 'Em

  1. "You shouldn't be eating that!" "Your clogging your arteries" "You need to lose weight and I'm so pefect and self-righteous that I need to tell you what to put in your body". :angryfire

    Why to people want to shove their diet opinions down your throat. If I want to eat a piece of bacon, leave me the heck alone. :angryfire

    Last edit by Tweety on Nov 21, '07
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  2. 45 Comments

  3. by   zuzi
    Eat with me a BLT with avocado and bacon strips.....yummmmmmmm!
    People are like that all over, smile Tweenty, you know what is better for you at this moment , and is seems that bacon is all that you need it, for the moment! LOOOOOOOL.
    Have a nice baconed day! LOOOOL
  4. by   Roy Fokker
    Quote from Tweety
    If I want to eat a piece of bacon, leave me the heck alone. :angryfire

    Ahh Tweety! I may make a libertarian of you yet


    cheers,
  5. by   VivaLasViejas
    I'm with ya, Tweety!!

    Of course, what I think about those who sit in judgment about how other people eat, drink, love, think, believe, vote, or otherwise live their personal lives, isn't printable in a PG-13 forum. PHOOEY on them!!!
  6. by   Joe NightingMale
    If you really want to offend Diet Nazis:

    1. In a regular sized frying pan, cook bacon (preferably thick-cut) over medium heat until well cooked, at least 2-3 slices. Remove from pan.

    2. Add eggs to pan and fry in bacon fat (my grandfather did this, and it adds a lot of flavor). Can also do scrambled eggs and omelets too. Remove from pan.

    3. Add a slice of white or wheat bread to the pan, and fry until toasted and all bacon fat absorbed.
  7. by   muffie
    i usually envision these darling ppl and their like with grapefruit-sized external hemorrhoids !
  8. by   Tweety
    Thanks for the laughs folks. I normally eat well but am taking a rest this week. Even when I was a vegetarian I never complained to other people what they ate, I minded my own business. Sheesh...

    Joe, mom used to keep a can of bacon grease under the sink for flavoring and reuse. Good eatin'
  9. by   bethin
    Quote from Joe NightingMale
    If you really want to offend Diet Nazis:

    1. In a regular sized frying pan, cook bacon (preferably thick-cut) over medium heat until well cooked, at least 2-3 slices. Remove from pan.

    2. Add eggs to pan and fry in bacon fat (my grandfather did this, and it adds a lot of flavor). Can also do scrambled eggs and omelets too. Remove from pan.

    3. Add a slice of white or wheat bread to the pan, and fry until toasted and all bacon fat absorbed.
    That's my fav meal! I may request that for my Thanksgiving dinner.
  10. by   SuesquatchRN
    Quote from Joe NightingMale
    If you really want to offend Diet Nazis:

    1. In a regular sized frying pan, cook bacon (preferably thick-cut) over medium heat until well cooked, at least 2-3 slices. Remove from pan.

    2. Add eggs to pan and fry in bacon fat (my grandfather did this, and it adds a lot of flavor). Can also do scrambled eggs and omelets too. Remove from pan.

    3. Add a slice of white or wheat bread to the pan, and fry until toasted and all bacon fat absorbed.
    Are you Scottish in descent?

    Mmmmm!

    I used to play with my trainers' heads when I went to my NYC company's corporate gym. VERY weight and health conscious town.

    Trainer: "Great workout. You were on the treadmill for an hour!"
    .....Me: "Yeah, felt good. Now I'm gonna get some lunch."
    ..........."Whatarya gonna have?"
    ..........."I was thinking a bacon cheeseburger with fries."

    At the startled, aghast looks on their faces:
    "No?"
  11. by   Conrad283
    I don't like it when people say that either. Why bother...
  12. by   TheCommuter
    I've gradually lost 30 pounds over the past three and-a-half months, so I'm craving the foods that the diet Nazi folks tell us to stay away from. Lately, I've been eating "healthy" stuff: salads, Healthy Choice meals, soups, oatmeal, skim milk, diet soda, water, sugar-free cookies, 100 calorie snacks, and Sun Chips. However, this stuff gets tiresome.

    Here's my fatty wish list...

    1. Chili cheese fries (extra cheese, please!)

    2. Double bacon cheeseburger

    3. Double Quarter Pounder with cheese

    4. Cheese enchiladas

    5. 1 pound Carne Asada burrito

    6. Soft-batch chocolate chip cookies

    7. Cheesecake

    8. Large supreme pizza

    9. Boneless buffalo wings with ranch (less bone = more meat!)

    10. Cheesy breadsticks

    11. Lasagna

    12. Krispy Kreme Donuts

    13. Fried, stuffed jalapenos

    14. Fried egg rolls with sauce

    15. Anything from Taco Bell
  13. by   Joe NightingMale
    Quote from Suesquatch
    Are you Scottish in descent?
    One of my great-grandmothers was Scottish, but I'm mostly German.
  14. by   Tweety
    Commuter, congrats on the weight loss.

    I'll get back on my diet Friday, please allow me some good eatin' this week. LOL

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