Dennis Miller on Iraq

  1. As is often the case, Dennis Miller makes sense of the world. I couldn't help but let a slight smile cross my face when I read some of these....


    By Dennis Miller

    All the rhetoric on whether or not we should go to war against Iraq has got my insane little brain spinning like a roulette wheel. I enjoy reading opinions from both sides, but I have detected a hint of confusion from some of you.

    As I was reading the paper recently, I was reminded of the best advice someone ever gave me. He told me about the KISS method ("Keep it Simple,Stupid"). So, with this as a theme, I'd like to apply this theory for those who don't quite get it. My hope is that we can simplify things a bit and recognize a few important facts.

    Here are 10 things to consider when voicing an opinion on this important
    issue:

    1) President Bush and Saddam Hussein.....Hussein is the bad guy.

    2) If you have faith in the United Nations to do the right thing, keep this in mind. They have Libya heading the Committee on Human Rights and Iraq heading the Global Disarmament Committee. Do your own math here.

    3) If you use Google Search and type in "French Military Victories," your reply will be "Did you mean French Military Defeats?"

    4) If your only anti-war slogan is "No war for oil," sue your school
    district for allowing you to slip through the cracks and robbing you of the education you deserve.

    5) Saddam and Bin Laden will not seek United Nations approval before they try to kill us.

    6) Despite what some seem to believe, Martin Sheen is NOT the President. He plays one on T.V.

    7) Even if you are anti-war, you are still an "Infidel" and Bin Laden
    wants you dead, too.

    8) If you believe in a "vast right-wing conspiracy," but not in the danger that Hussein poses, quit hanging out with the Dell computer dude.

    9) We are not trying to liberate them.

    10) Whether you are for military action, or against it, our young men and women overseas are fighting for us to defend our right to speak out. We all need to support them without reservation.
    I hope this helps.
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  2. 21 Comments

  3. by   Furball
    haha That's great! Thanks for posting it!!
  4. by   nursenoelle
    Priceless- my favorites are #'s 2 and 7
  5. by   deespoohbear
    I am not a huge Dennis Miller fan by any means, but by God he nailed that one didn't he?

    Passing it on to my friends. Thanks.
  6. by   Lausana
    Originally posted by wv_nurse 2003

    5) Saddam and Bin Laden will not seek United Nations approval before they try to kill us.
    Good one!

    Thanks
  7. by   SingingNurse2
    Originally posted by wv_nurse 2003


    7) Even if you are anti-war, you are still an "Infidel" and Bin Laden
    wants you dead, too.

    :roll Oh my! :chuckle that is too much! . . .

    It is sooooooo true too. I had to do research on their practices and their faith, and if you are not of their faith then you are lower than a dog. It is not against the law to kill an "infidel", in fact it is a way to better yourself.

    I'm normally not a Dennis Miller fan either, but may have to become one!
  8. by   Stargazer
    Originally posted by SingingNurse2
    It is sooooooo true too. I had to do research on their practices and their faith, and if you are not of their faith then you are lower than a dog. It is not against the law to kill an "infidel", in fact it is a way to better yourself.
    I really hope you're speaking of fanatics and extremists here, because the belief you've described above is not consistent with the beliefs of any Muslim whom I personally know, nor of anything I've read on the way the majority of the world's Muslims believe and practice.
  9. by   SingingNurse2
    Yes, thanks for the clarification Stargazer. Of course I was speaking of the extremists. Sometimes the brain works faster than the typing fingers! I was thinking of the practice of Jihad (sp?) that Bin Laden is after.

    Bin Laden's statement of Jihad
    Last edit by SingingNurse2 on Mar 24, '03
  10. by   NurseDennie
    I think Dennis Miller is fairly witty. His kind of humor wears smooth pretty quickly, but in short bursts, small amounts, I enjoy him.

    Love

    Dennie
  11. by   sunnygirl272
    unfortunately....this is a hoax
  12. by   deespoohbear
    sunnygirl, you just bummed me out.
  13. by   sunnygirl272
    Originally posted by deespoohbear
    sunnygirl, you just bummed me out.
    yeah..but read the link i posted,,,,
  14. by   howie122832
    I still like Dennis Miller though.....

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