'Dear Osama Bin Laden'

  1. Dear Osama Bin Laden, Yasser Arafat, and Sadam, Hussein, et. al.,
    >
    > We are pleased to announce that we unequivocally
    > accept your challenge to an old-fashioned game of whoop-a$$.
    > Now that we understand the rule that there are no rules,
    > we look forward to playing by them for the first time.
    > Since this game is a winner-take-all, we
    > unfortunately are unable to invite you to join us at the
    > victory celebration. But rest assured that we will toast you
    > Literally!!
    >
    >
    > While we will admit that you are off to an
    > impressive lead, it is however now our turn at the plate.
    > By the way, we will be playing on your diamond now. Batter up.
    >
    > Our team line up is:
    >
    > Manager: George W. Bush
    >
    > Head Coach: Colin Powell
    >
    > Assistant Coach: D. Rumsfeld
    >
    > Starting Pitcher and Lead Off Hitter: Norman Schwartzkopf
    >
    > 1st Base : Marine Corps.....Air and Ground
    >
    > 2nd Base : U S Navy Air Wing...Ships don't work well in sand
    >
    > Shortstop and Clean Up Hitter. : U S Air Force
    >
    > 3rd Base and Outfield. : Combined U S Forces of the military
    >
    > Pinch Hitters as needed : Navy SEALS, Army Special Forces, Delta Force
    >
    > You may choose whoever you want for your team...it ain't gonna matter.
    >
    > Sincerely,
    > "WE THE PEOPLE..
    >
    > On behalf of the 270,000,000 citizens of the United States of America.
    >
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  2. 1 Comments

  3. by   MRed94
    About time this was posted.....

    I like it!

    Marla

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