Dear God

  1. [FONT=BernhardMod BT]1. Dear God, please put another holiday between Christmas and Easter. There is nothing good in there now. Amanda [FONT=BernhardMod BT]

    2. Dear God, Thank you for the baby brother but what I asked for was a puppy. I never asked for anything before. You can look it up. Joyce

    3. Dear Mr. God, I wish you would not make it so easy for people to come apart I had to have 3 stitches and a shot. Janet

    4. Dear God, how did you know you were God? Who told you? Charlene

    5. Dear God, is it true my father won't get in Heaven if he uses his golf words in the house? Anita

    6. Dear God, I bet it's very hard for you to love all of everybody in the whole world. There are only 4 people in our family and I can never do it. Nancy

    7. Dear God, I like the story about Noah the best of all of them. You really made up some good ones. I like walking on water, too. Glenn

    8. Dear God, my Grandpa says you were around when he was a little boy. How far back do you go? Love, Dennis

    9. Dear God, do you draw the lines around the countries? If you don't, who does? Nathan

    10. Dear God, did you mean for giraffes to look like that or was it an accident? Norma

    11. Dear God, in bible times, did they really talk that fancy? Jennifer

    12. Dear God, how come you did all those miracles in the old days and don't do any now? Billy

    13. Dear God, please send Dennis Clark to a different summer camp this year. Peter

    14. Dear God, maybe Cain and Abel would not kill each other so much if they each had their own rooms. It works out OK with me and my brother. Larry

    15. Dear God, I keep waiting for spring, but it never did come yet. What's up? Don't forget. Mark

    16. Dear God, my brother told me about how you are born but it just doesn't sound right. What do you say? Marsha

    17. Dear God, if you watch in Church on Sunday I will show you my new shoes. Barbara

    18. Dear God, is Reverend Coe a friend of yours, or do you just know him through the business? Donny

    19. Dear God, I do not think anybody could be a better God than you. Well, I just want you to know that. I am not just saying that because you are already God. Charles

    20. Dear God, it is great the way you always get the stars in the right place. Why can't you do that with the moon? Jeff

    21. Dear God, I am doing the best I can. Really !!!! Frank

    22. Dear God, I didn't think orange went with purple until I saw the sunset you made on Tuesday night. That was really cool. Thomas
    Last edit by FranEMTnurse on Aug 24, '06
  2. 13 Comments

  3. by   Roy Fokker
  4. by   suzy253
    :chuckle :chuckle cute!
  5. by   nursemary9
    :roll :roll

    So Cute

    Mary Ann
  6. by   rninme
    Thanks for the laugh Fran!!!
  7. by   jenn_rn_nj
    aww...that was cute.
  8. by   EricJRN
    Hilarious, Fran - as usual.
  9. by   prmenrs

    very cute, fran!!!
    Last edit by prmenrs on Aug 25, '06
  10. by   RainDreamer
    That is TOO DANG CUTE!! Awwwww kids
  11. by   jnette
    dear god..... these are great !!!!

    omg... just too good ! love them !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :d :d :d

    love # 4 ... and # 7...............just too good !

    thanx, franners !!! :icon_hug:
    Last edit by jnette on Aug 26, '06
  12. by   donsterRN

    Thanks for the laughs!
  13. by   VivaLasViejas
    Awwwwww..........out of the mouths of precious!

    Thank you, Fran!!

  14. by   NurseLatteDNP
    I loved this. :chuckle :roll