DAFFY-nitions

  1. ADULT:
    A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the
    middle.

    BEAUTY PARLOR:
    A place where women curl up and dye.

    CANNIBAL:
    Someone who is fed up with people.

    CHICKENS:
    The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead.

    COMMITTEE:
    A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.

    DUST:
    Mud with the juice squeezed out.

    EGOTIST:
    Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.

    GOSSIP:
    A person who will never tell a lie if the truth will do more damage.

    HANDKERCHIEF:
    Cold Storage.

    INFLATION:
    Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.

    MOSQUITO:
    An insect that makes you like flies better.

    RAISIN:
    Grape with a sunburn.

    SECRET:
    Something you tell to one person at a time.

    SKELETON:
    A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.

    TOOTHACHE:
    The pain that drives you to extraction.

    TOMORROW:
    One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.

    YAWN:
    An honest opinion openly expressed.

    WRINKLES:
    Something other people have. You have character lines.
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  2. 4 Comments

  3. by   suzy253
    Very Good!
  4. by   Brickman
    Thanks, I enjoyed that!
  5. by   nekhismom
    You are in top form as usual, Fran! Thanks!
  6. by   FranEMTnurse
    Only too happy to supply the need.

    CHEERS!

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