Cute joke - earache

  1. A woman brought her baby to see her doctor, and he
    determined right away that the baby had an earache.

    He wrote a prescription for ear drops. In the directions he
    wrote, "Put two drops in right ear every four hours" and he
    abbreviated "right" as an R with a circle around it.

    Several days passed, and the woman returned with her
    baby, complaining that the baby still had an earache, and
    his little behind was getting really greasy with all those drops
    of oil.

    The doctor looked at the bottle of ear drops and sure
    enough, the pharmacist had typed the following instructions
    on the label: "Put two drops in R ear every four hours."