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  1. by   Davey Do
    Quote from Farawyn
    I have a friend who calls her vagina her "ladyflower."
    I had a cousin who, when he needed to urinate, said "I gotta go shake the dew off of my Lilly!"

    He's dead now.

    Pushing up daisies.
  2. by   No Stars In My Eyes
    Didn't the Rolling Stones have a line like that in one of their songs?...(So come on, come on, Sweet Virginia) "got to shake that dew right off my..." oh, that was something else, stuff very like - but not - mud. And shoes.
    Oh. That's very different.
    Never mind.
    Sincerely,
    Emily Latella
    Last edit by No Stars In My Eyes on Jan 11 : Reason: Must add, I had a nsg. sch. instructor who always referred to stomas as "little rosebuds". Insert rolling eyes smilie here.
  3. by   Farawyn
    *purses my tulips together*
  4. by   Davey Do
    Quote from Farawyn
    *purses my tulips together*
    Like Petunia, the Gardener's Daughter.

    Frankie and Johnny (1/12) Movie CLIP - Petunia the Gardener's Daughter (1966) HD - YouTube
    Last edit by Davey Do on Jan 12
  5. by   Ted
    Quote from Davey Do
    I had a cousin who, when he needed to urinate, said "I gotta go shake the dew off of my Lilly!"

    He's dead now.

    Pushing up daisies.
    I don't know if this is true about your cousin (being dead, or your cousin saying what you quoted), but dang! THIS was funny! (Not the dead cousin part. The other part about shaking the dew, and pushing up daisies. It's wonderfully sick, twisted and hilarious!) LOL!
  6. by   Spidey's mom
    Quote from Davey Do
    I had a cousin who, when he needed to urinate, said "I gotta go shake the dew off of my Lilly!"

    He's dead now.

    Pushing up daisies.

    Love those old funnies . . . but it is "Lily" not "Lilly". It is a flower, not a lady. You shake the "dew" off the "lily" . . .

    knock the dew off the lily

    and shake the dew off the lily phr. [for a male] to urinate, especially first thing in the morning. (The dew is urine.) He’s up and into the bathroom, knocking the dew off the lily long before I even get my eyes open. I gotta go shake the dew off the lily before I explode.

  7. by   No Stars In My Eyes
    Flashback to sometime circa 1950's, song: "I'm a lonely little petunia in an onion patch. . . " (?)
  8. by   amoLucia
    In DH Lawrence' s Lady Chatterly's Lover, her girl parts are 'Lady Jane'. His parts are 'Sir Thomas', if I remember.

    Remember when you were a kid and your parent would use your middle name, like as in amoLucia Margaret, you ran for the hills bc you knew YOU DID IT. My Mom used to use 'Lady Jane' long before I ever read DH in highschool. Makes me smile whenever I hear that name.
  9. by   Davey Do
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  10. by   Davey Do
    Quote from Spidey's mom
    Love those old funnies . . . but it is "Lily" not "Lilly". It is a flower, not a lady.
    lilly-jpg


    Lily Munster
  11. by   amoLucia
    What episode was that on the Munsters? I must have missed that one.
  12. by   Spidey's mom
    Quote from amoLucia
    What episode was that on the Munsters? I must have missed that one.
    That made me laugh! I think Lily's head was photoshopped onto that body. Otherwise, yeah, I missed it too.

    Ok Davey - some women DO spell their names with just one "L" . . .
  13. by   klone
    Yay, thank you!

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