Crazy Thoughts

  1. I have just come upon the funniest site.!

    OK, here are a few from that site, but make sure you go read it....some of them are hilarious!

    "If Hooters were to become a door-to-door service would they have to change their name to Knockers?"

    "Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?"

    "Why are people allowed to put naked statues outside but why can't we run outside naked?"

    "What would happen if you were to feed a pig some bacon?"

    "Why do they call the small candy bars the "fun sizes"? Wouldn't be more fun to eat a big one?"

    "What hair color do they put on the driver's license of a bald man?"

    OK, y'all go read more! :chuckle

  2. 12 Comments

  3. by   babynurselsa
    Waxing philsophical today are we Fun???
    hehehe those are great.
  4. by   jnette
    Quote from babynurselsa
    Waxing philsophical today are we Fun???
    hehehe those are great.

    She's out of school work and quickly getting bored, I see...:chuckle

    Thanx, Fun2 !!!
  5. by   Fun2, RN, BSN
    Yep, I'm a bored one.

    lol Ya have to admit, some of the things are so funny. :chuckle

    .....or maybe I'm just easily amused! :roll
  6. by   psychonurse
    Interesting....I like the one about corpes and strippers.....LOLOLO got to think about those things.......
  7. by   babynurselsa
    Kinda partial to shiny things myself.....
  8. by   live4today
    I think they're funny, FUN!
  9. by   live4today

    [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Do they put underwear on corpses?
    Why do people say "The alarm just went off" when really it just came on?
  10. by   live4today
    If your eyes are crossed, do your tears fall straight?

    Is the vice president's wife called the second lady?

    Do you wake up or open your eyes first?

    Can you "zone out" and be "in the zone" at the same time?

    If French kissing is a big thing in America, how do French people react to normal American kissing?

    Why is it called a soap opera when nobody sings?

    GEEE......I'm having FUN with those, FUN!
  11. by   live4today
    If a General is a higher ranking officer than a Major, then why is a major illness worse than a general illness?

    If a criminal turns himself in shouldn't he get the reward money?

    Why is it when we ask for the check in a restaurant they bring us a bill?

    If London Bridge is standing why is there a song about it falling down?

    Why are you IN a movie, but your ON TV?

    If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go?

    Why do we sing 'Take me out to the ball game', when we are already there?

    Why is there an expiration date on SOUR cream?

  12. by   Fun2, RN, BSN
    :chuckle :chuckle cheer!
    there's 8 pages of these.....toooooooo funny!

    i think this one is my favorite!
    if a robber tried to rob a dance club and yelled, "everybody get down", would all the people start dancing?

  13. by   Jessy_RN
    This site awsome.
  14. by   Kelly_the_Great
    I don't know if it's just that small minds (mine) are easily amused or what but these are HILARIOUS!...:chuckle