Crazy!!!

  1. Just to add some humor...My husband started this....Who can think of some names for the "Barbies who never made it to the shelf." :chuckle Go easy on me, I think my jobs getting to me!!!:spin: How about "Real World Barbie with the wider hips and feet that actually touch the ground. She works 12 to 16 hours a day, is divorced with kids and a job she despises but can't leave because the bills have to be paid. Ken had to leave her because he "needs to find himself" and explains to her that "it's not you Barb it's me." Ken has yet to pay child support!!!
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  3. by   Fun2, RN, BSN
    :roll I've heard some funny ones, but can't think of them.


    Quote from AMARTIN1
    Just to add some humor...My husband started this....Who can think of some names for the "Barbies who never made it to the shelf." :chuckle Go easy on me, I think my jobs getting to me!!!:spin: How about "Real World Barbie with the wider hips and feet that actually touch the ground. She works 12 to 16 hours a day, is divorced with kids and a job she despises but can't leave because the bills have to be paid. Ken had to leave her because he "needs to find himself" and explains to her that "it's not you Barb it's me." Ken has yet to pay child support!!!
  4. by   Jessy_RN
    Good one.

    I will try to think of one too.
  5. by   Aneroo
    Quote from AMARTIN1
    Just to add some humor...My husband started this....Who can think of some names for the "Barbies who never made it to the shelf." :chuckle Go easy on me, I think my jobs getting to me!!!:spin: How about "Real World Barbie with the wider hips and feet that actually touch the ground. She works 12 to 16 hours a day, is divorced with kids and a job she despises but can't leave because the bills have to be paid. Ken had to leave her because he "needs to find himself" and explains to her that "it's not you Barb it's me." Ken has yet to pay child support!!!
    maybe it's cause Ken doesn't have a weiner.
  6. by   Fun2, RN, BSN
    Quote from Aneroo
    maybe it's cause Ken doesn't have a weiner.


    Poor guy....
  7. by   leslie :-D
    Quote from Fun2Care


    Poor guy....
    poor ken's new girlfriend.
  8. by   Fun2, RN, BSN
    Quote from earle58
    poor ken's new girlfriend.
  9. by   DusktilDawn
    Quote from earle58
    poor ken's new girlfriend.
    Whoah, isn't he dating Skipper, Barbie's sis?
  10. by   DusktilDawn
    Folks, this just in, Barbie has a new boyfriend. His name is Blaine and he is from Australia.
    http:www.sliceofromance.com/barbiehistory.html
  11. by   unknown99
    Quote from Aneroo
    maybe it's cause Ken doesn't have a weiner.

    Aneroo, I nearly wet myself on that one!!!
  12. by   LoriAlabamaRN
    How about My First Period Barbie?

    I know, I know, I'm deranged.
    Lori
  13. by   Fun2, RN, BSN
    Quote from LoriAlabamaRN
    How about My First Period Barbie?

    I know, I know, I'm deranged.
    Lori
    No, the person actually buying it is deranged. :chuckle :chuckle :chuckle
  14. by   live4today
    Quote from Aneroo
    maybe it's cause Ken doesn't have a weiner.
    No Aneroo didn't say that!!!!! :roll :roll

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