Cosmic Justice

  1. Most of us like to think that we're fair, that we're likeable....but we all do have a darker side that secretly is glad when the bad guy gets his due.

    Ever been treated unfairly by someone? Or have you ever behaved badly to someone yourself?

    What would your idea of Cosmic Justice warrant?
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  2. 16 Comments

  3. by   UM Review RN
    Mine would go something like:

    "May the fleas of a thousand English sheepdogs infest your bedroom."
  4. by   H ynnoD
    Quote from Angie O'Plasty, RN
    Mine would go something like:

    "May the fleas of a thousand English sheepdogs infest your bedroom."
    The way I heard it is,May the fleas of a thousand Camels infest your armpits

    I heard this one for death row inmates.We should let God decide weather their guilty or not and inflict punishment by straping a lightning rod to the inmate and sticking him on a tall building during a lightning storm.That way God can make the desicion for us.
  5. by   UM Review RN
    Quote from H ynnoD
    The way I heard it is,May the fleas of a thousand Camels infest your armpits
    Yeah, I know. But how many Americans have seen a camel, let alone slept with one? So I Westernized it a little. Hope you don't mind.
  6. by   H ynnoD
    I don't mind.
  7. by   SouthernLPN2RN
    Mine is "I hope when you end up in the nursing home/hospital that you get treated just like you treat your residents."
  8. by   Jessy_RN
    The ever so popular in my culture has been "I wish that your children will turn to be 1000 times worst than you have been to me, then you will remeber me" (coming from an angry mother of course) Yikes!
  9. by   Tweety
    I like Alanis Morrisette's line "every time I scratch my nails down someone's back, I hope you feel it!"

    Or another song "I hope your hell is a magazine, and on every page is a picture of me."
  10. by   Jessy_RN
    Quote from Tweety
    I like Alanis Morrisette's line "every time I scratch my nails down someone's back, I hope you feel it!"

    Or another song "I hope your hell is a magazine, and on every page is a picture of me."
    Good ones there Tweety
  11. by   jnette
    Reaching deep into the recesses of darkness here, but if I had the ABLITY (which I do not, it's not in me) to ACT on some of the things I have THOUGHT... ooooooooooooh, boy.. watch out ! :uhoh21:

    To all the child victimizers :

    I'd drag you into a rotting wooden shack, nail your beloved wienie to the floor, proceed to set the shack on fire and as I exit the door, I would hand you a large, sharp knife.

    Live or die.


    There. I told you I only have ONE good shoe !
  12. by   VivaLasViejas
    Quote from jnette
    Reaching deep into the recesses of darkness here, but if I had the ABLITY (which I do not, it's not in me) to ACT on some of the things I have THOUGHT... ooooooooooooh, boy.. watch out ! :uhoh21:

    To all the child victimizers :

    I'd drag you into a rotting wooden shack, nail your beloved wienie to the floor, proceed to set the shack on fire and as I exit the door, I would hand you a large, sharp knife.

    Live or die.


    There. I told you I only have ONE good shoe !
    And the other one is totally EVIL .............jnette, that's about the coolest bit of karmic retribution I've ever heard of! Nice imagination!

    Sure wouldn't want to be on your bad side, though.........~shudder~.......
  13. by   elizabells
    I like the alanis one too, tweety

    And jnette, I've always thought a good one would be to insert a glass rod into the urethra and smash it with a hammer, but then, I'm Irish...
  14. by   Roy Fokker
    Old joke: "Get put into a tank of liquid O2. The liquid won't let you live... and the O2 won't let you die"

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