Condoms

  1. Hi ya'll
    from deep in the heart of texas

    Well now that events in my life dictate such. I am obligated to use condoms for the next year. Which is amusing considering my wife and I havent used them in 30 years. Which why we have 7 kids no doubt.
    But looking for condoms wasnt as hard as I thought, Found a store here In Plano Texas. And all it sells is condoms. And what a selection they have. Place is called The condom factory. cute.
    They have them in every size, shape and color and apparently use. they have regular ones and ultrathin ones and lumpy ones and ribbed ones. every color you could possibly want and some even glow in the dark.
    And they even have some that my wife said absolutely no way. They scared the hell out of her just looking at them. I wont even describe them.
    Amazing how far we have come in 30 years.


    whistling
    doo wah ditty
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  2. 76 Comments

  3. by   kaycee
    Tom, buy the glow in the dark ones. At least your wife will see you coming.
  4. by   OBNURSEHEATHER


    Just experiment. You'll find something you like.

    Heather
  5. by   Rustyhammer
    Originally posted by kaycee
    Tom, buy the glow in the dark ones. At least your wife will see you coming.
    "see you coming"...hehehe..I get it.
    -R
  6. by   Rustyhammer
    Originally posted by teeituptom

    And they even have some that my wife said absolutely no way. They scared the hell out of her just looking at them.
    The last thing you want to do is rubber the wrong way.
    -Russell
  7. by   Mkue
    Originally posted by Rustyhammer
    The last thing you want to do is rubber the wrong way.
    -Russell
    cracking up here !
  8. by   kaycee
    Great one Rusty
  9. by   renerian
    7 kids! Wow you must have the patience of a saint! Glow in the dark OMG to funny!


    renerian
  10. by   JonRN
    Well, my first crack-up today was on this thread.....see ya coming and don't rubber the wrong way. Great work people, keeps me coming back for more. My advice: don't buy the rooster head one unless you want to treat back scratches.
  11. by   nurseman
    If you get the glow in the dark ones make sure that it is the condom that glows and not the lubricant!
  12. by   sunnygirl272
    if ya smoke after sex, yer doin' it too damn fast....
  13. by   bagladyrn
    A friend told me of her husband trying to "spice things up", came out of the bath into a dark bedroom wearing a glow in the dark condom. All that was visible was a green glowing disembodied penis floating through the room.
    Apparently, hysterical laughter was not the emotion he had hoped to inspire.
  14. by   donmurray
    Mint flavoured ones are popular here (people tell me!)

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