Computer Problem

  1. Computer Problem Report Form

    1. Describe your problem:

    2. Now, describe the problem accurately:

    3. Speculate wildly about the cause of the problem:


    4. Problem Severity:
    A. Minor__
    B. Minor__
    C. Minor__
    D. Trivial__
    5. Nature of the problem:
    A. Locked Up__
    B. Frozen__
    C. Hung__
    D. Shot__
    6. Is your computer plugged in? Yes__ No__

    7. Is it turned on? Yes__ No__

    8. Have you tried to fix it yourself? Yes__ No__

    9. Have you made it worse? Yes__

    10. Have you read the manual? Yes__ No__

    11. Are you sure you've read the manual? Yes__ No__

    12. Are you absolutely certain you've read the manual? No__

    13. Do you think you understood it? Yes__ No__

    14. If `Yes' then why can't you fix the problem yourself?

    15. How tall are you? Are you above this line? __________________

    16. What were you doing with your computer at the time the problem occurred?

    17. If "nothing" explain why you were logged in.

    18. Are you sure you aren't imagining the problem? Yes__ No__

    19. How does this problem make you feel? ____________________________

    20. Tell me about your childhood. ___________________________________

    21. Do you have any independent witnesses of the problem? Yes__ No__

    22. Can't you do something else, instead of bothering me? Yes__

    Thank you for taking the time to fill out our Computer Problems Form. Please allow 1-week response time so that the problem will resolve its self or you will reboot your computer, most likely resolving the issue.
  2. 1 Comments

  3. by   meandragonbrett
    That's too funny but SO true! I have a HP computer and have had tons of problems with it and those are the type of questions they ask every single time I call them! Too funny!