Computer Problem

  1. Computer Problem Report Form

    1. Describe your problem:
    __________________________________________

    2. Now, describe the problem accurately:
    __________________________________________
    __________________________________________

    3. Speculate wildly about the cause of the problem:
    __________________________________________

    __________________________________________

    4. Problem Severity:
    A. Minor__
    B. Minor__
    C. Minor__
    D. Trivial__
    5. Nature of the problem:
    A. Locked Up__
    B. Frozen__
    C. Hung__
    D. Shot__
    6. Is your computer plugged in? Yes__ No__

    7. Is it turned on? Yes__ No__

    8. Have you tried to fix it yourself? Yes__ No__

    9. Have you made it worse? Yes__

    10. Have you read the manual? Yes__ No__

    11. Are you sure you've read the manual? Yes__ No__

    12. Are you absolutely certain you've read the manual? No__

    13. Do you think you understood it? Yes__ No__

    14. If `Yes' then why can't you fix the problem yourself?
    __________________________________________

    15. How tall are you? Are you above this line? __________________

    16. What were you doing with your computer at the time the problem occurred?
    __________________________________________

    17. If "nothing" explain why you were logged in.
    __________________________________________

    18. Are you sure you aren't imagining the problem? Yes__ No__

    19. How does this problem make you feel? ____________________________

    20. Tell me about your childhood. ___________________________________

    21. Do you have any independent witnesses of the problem? Yes__ No__

    22. Can't you do something else, instead of bothering me? Yes__

    Thank you for taking the time to fill out our Computer Problems Form. Please allow 1-week response time so that the problem will resolve its self or you will reboot your computer, most likely resolving the issue.
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  2. 1 Comments

  3. by   meandragonbrett
    That's too funny but SO true! I have a HP computer and have had tons of problems with it and those are the type of questions they ask every single time I call them! Too funny!


    Brett

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