Common Sense

  1. The Obituary of Common Sense

    Today we mourn the passing of an old friend by the name of "Common Sense", who lived a long life but died from heart failure at the brink of the millennium.
    No one really knows how old he was since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He selflessly devoted his life to service in schools, hospitals, homes, factories, and offices, helping folks get jobs done without fanfare or foolishness.
    For decades, petty rules, silly laws, and frivolous lawsuits held no power over Common Sense. He was credited with cultivating such valued lessons as to know when to come in out of the rain, the early bird gets the worm and life isn't always fair. Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies ( don't spend more than you earn) and reliable parenting strategies (the adults are in charge not the kids).
    A veteran of the Industrial Revolution, the Great Depression, and the Technology Revolution, Common Sense survived cultural trends including body piercing, whole language, new math, and don't ask - don't tell. But his health began to decline when he became infected with the "If it only helps one person, it's worth it" virus.
    In recent decades, his waning strength proved no match for the ravages of federal regulation. He watched in pain as good people became ruled by lawyers and auditors. His health rapidly deteriorated when schools implemented policies where a 6 year old boy is charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate, a teen is suspended for taking a swig of mouthwash after lunch, and a teacher is fired for reprimanding an unruly student.
    Finally, Common Sense lost his will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband, churches became businesses, criminals received better treatment than victims, and federal judges invaded everything from Boy Scouts to professional sports.
    As the end neared, Common Sense drifted in and out of logic, but was kept informed of developments regarding regulations for asbestos, low flow toilets, "smart" guns, and mandatory air bags and he was in disbelief when told that homeowners associations restricted exterior furniture only to that which "enhanced" property values. It was the aftermath of the 2000 presidential election that caused him to lose his last breath.
    Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents - Truth & Trust, his wife - Discretion, his daughter - Responsibility, and his son - Reason. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone.
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  2. 3 Comments

  3. by   WalMart_ADN
    nothing like a good pick me up after a long night at work.....
  4. by   stressedlpn
    Hello klhs you have my initals, whats up HA HA HA and we're from the same state thats a little earie
  5. by   klhs
    stressed... where in AR are you ? I am in the southeast part. lol...

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