Oramar, The joke about the 2 oldsters reminded me of the following:
A man was about to celebrate his 60th birthday. He was in good health and hadn't been to a doctor in many years. However, his wife was concerned about him getting older, so at her urging, he found a G.P. who came highly recommended, and booked a physical. The doctor began by taking a family history:
"Can you tell me what your father died of?"
"Did I say my father was dead? He's still alive and kicking, 82 years young, plays golf, exercises every day, takes vitiamins. He's in wonderful shape for his age."
"Oh, good, very good!" says the doctor. "Well, can you tell me what your grandfather died from?"
"Did I say my grandfather was dead?" replied the man.
"What?!" exclaimed the doctor, "Your grandfather is still alive?? Well, you DO come from strong stock!"
"Yep, still alive and kicking at 105! Still exercises every day, enjoys life...as a matter of fact, he's getting married next month!"
"Getting MARRIED??" exclaimed the doc in wonder. "One hundred and five and he wants to get married? Why, that's incredible!"
"Uhhh," responded his patient, "did I say he WANTED to get married?"