christmas carols for the psychiatrically challenged

  1. Schizophrenia-
    Do you hear what I hear?

    Multiple Personality-
    We three kings disoriented are

    Dementia-
    I think I'll be home for Christmas

    Narcissistic-
    Hark the herald angels sing (about me)

    Mania-
    Deck the halls and walls and house and lawn and streets and office and town...........or deck the halls and spare no expense.

    Paranoia-
    Santa Claus is coming (to get me)

    Personality Disorder-
    You better watch out, I'm gonna cry, I'm gonna pout, then maybe I'll tell you why

    Depression-
    Silent anhedonia, hloy anhedonia. All is calm, all is pretty lonely

    Obsessive compulsive Disorder-
    Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle bells (you get the idea)

    Obsessive compulsive Personality-
    the twelve days of Christmas (don't make me repeat that one!)

    Borderline Personality-
    Thoughts of roasting in an open fire

    Passive/ Agrgressive-
    Silent night
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  3. by   renerian
    Like the paranoid one........

    Thanks

    renerian:chuckle :chuckle
  4. by   JedsMom
    Can't wait to fax this to our mental health division. They'll love it.
  5. by   dianah
    Great, thanks!!!!!

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