CharleeFoxtrot's Trolling Thread

  1. Okay Ladies and Gents it seems like today is "troll day" so I am making this the ​OFFICIAL TROLLING THREAD. Here is how the game is played, I will post something outrageous (no TOS violations!) and the next poster must answer in equally outrageous fashion then post a troll of their own-and so on.

    Ready? Here we go.

    I broke my funny bone while riding my unicorn in a snow storm to my dream job which is not bedside nursing. Can Don Corleone report me for tax evasion?
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    About CharleeFoxtrot, ADN

    Joined: Jan '13; Posts: 169; Likes: 631

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  3. by   Kitiger
    Quote from CharleeFoxtrot
    Okay Ladies and Gents it seems like today is "troll day" so I am making this the ​OFFICIAL TROLLING THREAD. Here is how the game is played, I will post something outrageous (no TOS violations!) and the next poster must answer in equally outrageous fashion then post a troll of their own-and so on.

    Ready? Here we go.

    I broke my funny bone while riding my unicorn in a snow storm to my dream job which is not bedside nursing. Can Don Corleone report me for tax evasion?
    Yeah, let's talk business, Mike. First of all, you're all done. The Corleone Family don't even have that kind of muscle anymore.


    Now, come spring break, all the little snowflakes are gonna CLEAN the SCHOOL! Got it? And if they have a meltdown, their PARENTS are gonna come help!
  4. by   Davey Do
    Quote from CharleeFoxtrot
    I broke my funny bone while riding my unicorn in a snow storm to my dream job which is not bedside nursing. Can Don Corleone report me for tax evasion?
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  5. by   Davey Do
    Quote from Kitiger
    Now, come spring break, all the little snowflakes are gonna CLEAN the SCHOOL! Got it? And if they have a meltdown, their PARENTS are gonna come help!
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  6. by   Davey Do
    Quote from CharleeFoxtrot
    Okay Ladies and Gents it seems like today is "troll day" so I am making this the ​OFFICIAL TROLLING THREAD. Here is how the game is played, I will post something outrageous (no TOS violations!)
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  7. by   Davey Do
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  8. by   brownbook
    My boss made me give insulin to a patient who was not a diabetic. My co-workers say I shouldn't have done that. Am I in trouble?

    Uh oh, I didn't read the post thuroughly... I am supposed to answer the previous poster.....will All nurses ban me?
    Last edit by brownbook on Mar 19
  9. by   Davey Do
    Quote from brownbook
    My husband started taking simvastatin and he suddenly wants to wear my pantyhose. Is simvastatin changing his sexual orientation?
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  10. by   Davey Do
    Quote from brownbook
    My boss made me give insulin to a patient who was not a diabetic. My co-workers say I shouldn't have done that. Am I in trouble?
    Not at all.

    You need to merely obtain a doctor's order for insulin shock therapy from the 1940's, provided the patient was mentally ill and psychotic.
  11. by   Alex Egan
    I believe that transgendered Muslim DREAMER immigrants are wrong.

    Oh was there supposed to be a question related to nursing?
  12. by   wondern
    Quote from Davey Do
    Not at all.

    You need to merely obtain a doctor's order for insulin shock therapy from the 1940's, provided the patient was mentally ill and psychotic.
    Make sure its a verbal order from a coworker via red telephone only, the one next to the #1 only bathroom by the breakroom.
    Quote from Alex Egan
    I believe that transgendered Muslim DREAMER immigrants are wrong.

    Oh was there supposed to be a question related to nursing?
    No need as long as we DREAM. DREAMERS rock. No right. No wrong. Do you dream?
    Last edit by wondern on Apr 2

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