Cats Vs. Dogs

  1. Thought this was cute..


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    What are CATS?


    - Cats do whatever they want and you have no idea what they are thinking.
    - They rarely listen to you.
    - They're totally unpredictable.
    - They whine when they are not happy.
    - When you want to play, they want to be alone.
    - When you want to be alone, they want to play.
    - They expect you to cater to their every whim.
    - They're moody.
    - They leave hair everywhere.
    - They drive you nuts and cost an arm and a leg.


    CONCLUSION:
    Cats are little women in fur coats.



    What are DOGS?


    - Dogs lie around all day, sprawled on the most comfortable piece of furniture they're allowed to sit on.
    - They can look dumb and lovable all at the same time.
    - They growl when they are not happy.
    - They can hear a package of food opening half a block away, but don't listen to you when you're in the same room.
    - When you want to play, they want to play.
    - When you want to be alone, they want to play.
    - They are great at begging.
    - They will love you forever if you rub their tummies.
    - They leave their toys everywhere.
    - They do disgusting things with their mouths and then kiss you.

    CONCLUSION:
    Dogs are little MEN in fur coats.
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  2. 7 Comments

  3. by   cwazycwissyRN
    :chuckle
  4. by   SmilingBluEyes
    yep.
  5. by   ?burntout
    :chuckle :roll
  6. by   Mkue


    Cute !
  7. by   nursedawn67
    :chuckle :chuckle :roll :roll
  8. by   emily_mom
    Ain't that the truth

    Kristy
  9. by   hoolahan
    That was cute!!

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