I thought it might be fun to list some cute/funny phrases here - you know the ones you hear once and immediately adopt as your own!!! For example:
I worked with an EEG tech once who didn't swear so when he was mad at a doc he said "That's it! He's on my FECAL ROSTER!"
One of my instructors often comments (when speaking of a topic that we will be hearing repeatedly) that we will hear this subject "Ad nauseum" in our career! (i.e. handwashing
I know there are more I use but at the moment I'm drawing a blank...please share yours!!!!!!!!!!!!!