Cash Machine sound familiar

  1. [font=courier new][font='courier new']a sign in the bank lobby reads: "please note that this bank is installing new drive-through teller machines enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles. customers using this new facility are requested to use the procedures outlined below when accessing their accounts.
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    [font=courier new][font='courier new']after months of careful research, male & female procedures have been developed. please follow the appropriate steps for your gender."
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    [font=courier new][font='courier new']male procedure:
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    [font=courier new][font='courier new']1. drive up to the cash machine.
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    [font=courier new][font='courier new']2. put down your car window.
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    [font=courier new][font='courier new']3. insert card into machine and enter pin.
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    [font=courier new][font='courier new']4. enter amount of cash required and withdraw.
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    [font=courier new][font='courier new']5. retrieve card, cash and receipt.
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    [font=courier new][font='courier new']6. put window up.
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    [font=courier new][font='courier new']7. drive off.
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    [font=courier new][font='courier new']female procedure:
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    [font=courier new][font='courier new']1. drive up to cash machine.
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    [font=courier new][font='courier new']2. reverse and back up, pull forward, back up and so forth and repeat as many times as required to align car window with the atm machine.
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    [font=courier new][font='courier new']3. set parking brake, put the window down.
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    [font=courier new][font='courier new']4. find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate bank card.
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    [font=courier new][font='courier new']5. tell person on cell phone you will call them back and hang up.
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    [font=courier new][font='courier new']6. attempt to insert card into machine.
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    [font=courier new][font='courier new']7. open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive distance from the car.
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    [font=courier new][font='courier new']8. insert card.
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    [font=courier new][font='courier new']9. re-insert card the right way with magnetic strip pointing the way the little picture indicates.
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    [font=courier new][font='courier new']10. dig through handbag and examine each receipt to see if pin# is written there. finally, search through phone book to find your pin written on the inside of the back page.
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    [font=courier new][font='courier new']11. enter pin into atm machine.
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    [font=courier new][font='courier new']12. press cancel and re-enter correct pin.
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    [font=courier new][font='courier new']13. enter amount of cash required.
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    [font=courier new][font='courier new']14. check makeup in rear view mirror.
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    [font=courier new][font='courier new']15. retrieve cash and receipt.
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    [font=courier new][font='courier new']16. empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside.
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    [font=courier new][font='courier new']17. write debit amount in check register and place receipt in back of checkbook.
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    [font=courier new][font='courier new']18. re-check makeup.
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    [font=courier new][font='courier new']19. drive forward 2 feet.
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    [font=courier new][font='courier new']20. reverse back to cash machine.
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    [font=courier new][font='courier new']21. retrieve card.
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    [font=courier new][font='courier new']22. re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the slot provided.
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    [font=courier new][font='courier new']23. give dirty look to irate male driver waiting behind you.
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    [font=courier new][font='courier new']24. restart stalled engine and pull off.
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    [font=courier new][font='courier new']25. redial person on cell phone.
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    [font=courier new][font='courier new']26. drive for 2 to 3 miles.
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    [font=courier new][font='courier new']27. release parking brake
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  2. 5 Comments

  3. by   madwife2002
    PS Mercy does this remind you of anybody you know
  4. by   nursemary9
    OMG!!! That si SO FUNNY!!!!
    :roll :roll :roll :roll :roll :roll

    Mary Ann
  5. by   Grace Oz
    We saw one of those drive through tellers during our visit back in May/June. Had never seen anything like it before. We were amazed! We were just in awe of it. Shook our heads saying; "only in America!" I guess, in time, we'll see them here in Oz. We usually seem to follow whatever the UK and US do! No offence, just that it irks me that Australia seems to think it's duty bound to adopt other countries way of doing things when we've got perfectly fine ways of doing things already!
  6. by   Spidey's mom
    What stereotypical bunk!

    My dh HATES drive-thru's . . . of any sort. He would rather park the pickup and get out and go into the bank or to the walk-up teller machine or Taco Bell. He is the one who, if forced to use a drive-up ATM, will open the door and get out and stand there using the drive-up machine. Drives me crazy :uhoh21:

    I on the otherhand LOVE drive-thru's . . and I just drive up, put the card in, get my money and leave.

    steph
    Last edit by Spidey's mom on Oct 5, '06
  7. by   suzy253
    LOL. Very true. I've been behind a few of the described ppl in the past. take forever to get their card in the slot, back up, pull forward, open the door of their car. Then get their money, pull forward, stop, apparently counting their money which is OK but not enough room for me to pull forward, check the hair, talk on the phone.
    Oh yeah!

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