Bush Song

  1. Just got this one in the email.


    Sing this to the tune of "If you are happy, clap your
    hands"!

    Bush's anthem..... by John Robbins


    If You're Happy And You Know It Bomb Iraq
    If you cannot find Osama, bomb Iraq.
    If the markets are a drama, bomb Iraq.
    If the terrorists are frisky,
    Pakistan is looking shifty,
    North Korea is too risky,
    Bomb Iraq.

    If we have no allies with us, bomb Iraq.
    If we think that someone's dissed us, bomb Iraq.
    So to hell with the inspections,
    Let's look tough for the elections,
    Close your mind and take directions,
    Bomb Iraq.

    It's pre-emptive non-aggression, bomb Iraq.
    To prevent this mass destruction, bomb Iraq.
    They've got weapons we can't see,
    And that's all the proof we need,
    If they're not there, they must be there,
    Bomb Iraq.

    If you never were elected, bomb Iraq.
    If your mood is quite dejected, bomb Iraq.
    If you think Saddam's gone mad,
    With the weapons that he had,
    And he tried to kill your dad,
    Bomb Iraq.

    If corporate fraud is growin', bomb Iraq.
    If your ties to it are showin', bomb Iraq.
    If your politics are sleazy,
    And hiding that ain't easy,
    And your manhood's getting queasy,
    Bomb Iraq.

    Fall in line and follow orders, bomb Iraq.
    For our might knows not our borders, bomb Iraq.
    Disagree? We'll call it treason,
    Let's make war not love this season,
    Even if we have no reason,
    Bomb Iraq.
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  2. 4 Comments

  3. by   NS_RN
    Love it! Thanks for posting that...
  4. by   Rav_810
    I swear i got it and just laughed my head off, but when the real thing does happen it's going to be hell. Oh man i hope it doesn't happen.
  5. by   pickledpepperRN
    Originally posted by Rav_810
    I swear i got it and just laughed my head off, but when the real thing does happen it's going to be hell. Oh man i hope it doesn't happen.
    ME TOO!

    Laughing to keep from crying. Writing letters to the President and Congrss too.
  6. by   VivaLasViejas
    I LOVED this!! I'm sending it on to all my buds who think GW is the greatest thing since sliced bread, as well as those who agree with me. One question: who's the author? I'd like to shake his hand and buy him dinner!

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