Bumper stickers!

  1. I thought it would be funny for us to think of bumperstickers you have either seen or thought of that are hillarious!

    1. I had a handle on things...then the handle broke!
    2. Jesus loves you, everyone else thinks your a dweeb!
    3. I saved a life today...what did you do?
    4. My other car is still on the sales lot!
    5. Keep driving like you are...I believe in natural selection!
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  2. 129 Comments

  3. by   UM Review RN


  4. by   Marie_LPN, RN
    My other car is a piece of ****, too.

    This is not an abandoned car.

    I don't like political jokes...i've seen too many of them get elected.

    I feel like a fire hydrant in a pack of dogs.

    If this car were a horse, i'd have to shoot it.

    If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy.

    Honk if anything falls off.

    Just say "no" to stupidity.

    Caution! I drive just like you!

    IRS: We're got what it takes to take what you've got.

    Keep your butt in the car, the earth is not your ashtray.

    When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
  5. by   VivaLasViejas
    I love this one, seen on the back of a minivan some years ago and obviously put there by a harried mom:

    GET IN
    SIT DOWN
    SHUT UP
    HOLD ON!!

    I also like the one that goes, "Of all the things I've ever lost, I miss my mind the most". I'm also partial to, "Would You Drive Better With That Cell Phone Up Your Butt?", "Jesus Loves You. Everyone Else Thinks You're A Jerk", and "Why Am I The Only Person On Earth Who Knows How to Drive?"

    Then there's my old Sherman tank (cleverly disguised as a 1988 Buick LeSabre) on which I've posted these little chestnuts:

    Inside every old person is a young person wondering what the hell happened.

    I Never Thought I'd Miss Nixon

    Stop honking---I'm reloading!
  6. by   txspadequeenRN
    My favorite is

    Keep honking...I'm reloading
  7. by   phoenix72
    Quote from txspadequeen921
    My favorite is

    Keep honking...I'm reloading
    Yeah, yeah..me too!!!
  8. by   JBudd
    Where are we going and why are we in this handbasket?
  9. by   Gompers
    Don't follow me, I'm lost.
  10. by   santhony44
    I had a Pinto.

    My bumper sticker read: Don't Honk, I'm Pedaling as Fast as I Can!
  11. by   Katnip
    I like:

    My Karma ran over my Dogma
  12. by   gr8rnpjt
    These are my favorite:

    "I brake for hallucinations"

    "Jesus is coming, everybody look busy"
  13. by   gin2425
    I was coming home from a bad clinical day questioning whether I wanted to be a nurse and I was stopped at a light and the car in front of me had a bumper sticker that said: "NURSES.....Busting our a$$es saving yours!" I thought yeah that about sums it up!
  14. by   babynurselsa
    I saw aone one time
    I'm an Er nurse....Pass me now, see me later...

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