Bumper stickers! - page 10

I thought it would be funny for us to think of bumperstickers you have either seen or thought of that are hillarious! 1. I had a handle on things...then the handle broke! 2. Jesus loves you,... Read More

  1. by   JBudd
    Quote from AtomicWoman
    Beam me up, Scotty! There's no intelligent life down here.
    or the corollary:

    Very funny Scotty, now beam down my uniform.
  2. by   Thndrstorm23
    Some funny ones that I had on my car(s) lol:
    • (put in the front bumper and spelt backwards) Need a push?
    • I still miss my ex, but my aim is improving!
    • Confusius say, "Virginity like balloon, one prick all gone!"
  3. by   nickola
    "NObama"
  4. by   awk5
    * If you don't smoke, I won't fart.*
    *Happiness is seeing your Mother in Laws picture on the back of a milk carton.*
  5. by   CHATSDALE
    there was once a election bumper sticker

    'VOTE FOR THE CROOK'
  6. by   ElvishDNP
    Forget world peace - visualize using your turn signal.
  7. by   dianah
    When the power of love
    overcomes the love of power
    then there will be world peace
  8. by   huntfishrn
    me and my wife's new motto, seen on the back of a dump truck, "organization is for people too lazy to look for stuff"
  9. by   FranEMTnurse
    I'M RETIRED
    I was tired yesterday, and I'm tired again today

    When I was younger, all I wanted was a nice BMW. Now I don't care about the W.

    I was in the initial stages of my golden years. SS, CDs, IRAs AARP, but now that I'm in the mid stage, my golden years turned to olden years, and I creak, ache, groan, moan, wear diapers, and have no idea what happened to my teeth.

    Cremation? Think outside the box.

    We got married for better or worse. He couldn't do better, I couldn't do worse.

    I was always taught to respect my elders. Now I don't have anyone to respect.

    I asked my wife if old men wore boxers or briefs. She said Depends.

    Food has replaced my sex life. Now I can't even get into my own pants

    I was at the beauty shop for nearly two hours. That was only for the estimate.

    That snap crackle pop in the morning isn't my Rice Krispies.

    Sometimes I wake up grumpy, and sometimes I let him sleep.

    Experience is a wonderful thing. It teaches you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.

    I'm so old that when I eat out they ask me for money upfront.

    PLUS
    click on
    Baby Boomers It's a real hoot!!!

    _____
  10. by   FranEMTnurse
  11. by   ®Nurse
    "if guns kill people, do pens misspell words?"
  12. by   Spidey's mom
    Quote from planeflyerrn
    "if guns kill people, do pens misspell words?"
    i need to get that for my husband! :d


    steph
  13. by   ®Nurse
    originally posted by planeflyerrn
    "if guns kill people, do pens misspell words?"
    i need to get that for my husband!


    :chuckle i laughed when i first saw that sticker.
    Last edit by ®Nurse on Nov 18, '08 : Reason: clarity

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