Bumper stickers! - page 10
I thought it would be funny for us to think of bumperstickers you have either seen or thought of that are hillarious! 1. I had a handle on things...then the handle broke! 2. Jesus loves you,... Read More
Sep 5, '08Quote from AtomicWomanor the corollary:Beam me up, Scotty! There's no intelligent life down here.
Very funny Scotty, now beam down my uniform.
Sep 7, '08Some funny ones that I had on my car(s) lol:
- (put in the front bumper and spelt backwards) Need a push?
- I still miss my ex, but my aim is improving!
- Confusius say, "Virginity like balloon, one prick all gone!"
Sep 7, '08* If you don't smoke, I won't fart.*
*Happiness is seeing your Mother in Laws picture on the back of a milk carton.*
Sep 8, '08me and my wife's new motto, seen on the back of a dump truck, "organization is for people too lazy to look for stuff"
Nov 14, '08I'M RETIRED
I was tired yesterday, and I'm tired again today
When I was younger, all I wanted was a nice BMW. Now I don't care about the W.
I was in the initial stages of my golden years. SS, CDs, IRAs AARP, but now that I'm in the mid stage, my golden years turned to olden years, and I creak, ache, groan, moan, wear diapers, and have no idea what happened to my teeth.
Cremation? Think outside the box.
We got married for better or worse. He couldn't do better, I couldn't do worse.
I was always taught to respect my elders. Now I don't have anyone to respect.
I asked my wife if old men wore boxers or briefs. She said Depends.
Food has replaced my sex life. Now I can't even get into my own pants
I was at the beauty shop for nearly two hours. That was only for the estimate.
That snap crackle pop in the morning isn't my Rice Krispies.
Sometimes I wake up grumpy, and sometimes I let him sleep.
Experience is a wonderful thing. It teaches you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.
I'm so old that when I eat out they ask me for money upfront.
click on Baby Boomers It's a real hoot!!!
Nov 18, '08Quote from planeflyerrni need to get that for my husband! :d"if guns kill people, do pens misspell words?"
Nov 18, '08Last edit by ®Nurse on Nov 18, '08 : Reason: clarity