Blessed Are The Cracked For They See The Light

  1. Let's see if I understand how the world works lately...
    If a man cuts his finger off while slicing salami at
    work, he blames the restaurant.

    If you smoke three packs a day for 40 years and die of
    lung cancer, your family blames the tobacco company.

    If your neighbor crashes into a tree while driving home
    drunk, he blames the bartender.

    If your grandchildren are brats without manners,
    you blame television.

    If your friend is shot by a deranged madman,
    you blame the gun manufacturer.

    And if a crazed person breaks into the cockpit and
    tries to kill the pilot at 35,000 feet, and the passengers kill him
    instead, the mother of the crazed deceased blames the airline.
    I must have lived too long to understand the world as it is anymore.

    So, if I die while my old, wrinkled butt is parked in front of this
    computer, I want you to blame Bill Gates...okay?
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  2. 2 Comments

  3. by   pediatriclpn
    Don't forget to blame Al Gore too, because he "invented the internet"
  4. by   CHATSDALE
    excuse me but if neighbor hits tree while drunk it is definitely the tree's fault plus if you have any money left after taxes his creepy family is entitled to it

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